So yesterday I'm on a business forum and the subject of the areola comes up. You know, the areola...that brownish/pinkish piece of real estate that circles the nipple.
What about the areola is so forbidden? On TV you can see every part of a woman's breast except the areola. And of course, the evil nipple.
But the real part of the areola that befuddles me is that people rarely even say it out loud. Have you ever heard the following in actual conversation?:
1. "Man, she has beautiful areolas!"
2. "Man....my areolas sure do itch...I've got itchy areolas!"
3. Excuse me sir, do my areolas smell funny?
4. "You know, Louie...ya can tell the size of a woman's areolas by the size of her feet. It's true."
5. "But Mom...we had areolas for dinner last night!"
6. "Get your feet of the areolas...I just polished them!"
7. "I'm afraid you have cancer of the areola.
8. "Man! Look at the areolas on that man's cans!"
(Men have areolas also, correct?)
9. I'll take the Areolas plus three points over the Dallas Cowboys!"
10. "Mmmmmmm....chicken fried areolas!"
Areolas. Dumbest word in history. And rarely do you hear anyone say it out loud. Areola. Sounds Hawaiian
Or something.
(spackle and slacks are dumb words also)
Wednesday, January 03, 2007
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Oh, that areola!
Wasn't Areola the Little Mermaid?
My son plays the areola in the school band.
I'm pretty sure Areolas are new cookies from Nabisco.
Kinda like Oreos, only better.
That's why areola is the best superpower.
An areola and a stick of butter walk into a bar.
The bartender takes one look at them and says, "One Slippery Nipple, coming right up!"
(Sorry.)
Shouldn't that be "An areola and a stick of butter take an ascending escalator into a bar"?
-- Lamont Cranston
No, no. I'm certain this is one of those damn anime cartoons my son watches...
"Hyper Areola Monkey T.I.T. Force--GO!"
Isn't Areola 51 where the government hides the UFO's and stuff?
I think Raging Areola was the band that played at my sister's wedding.
Oh, wait. I don't have a sister. Never mind.
Wasn't there a great ole classic movie called Areolas and Old Lace?
I thought it was a TV show... Areola, Indiana
Didn't Ronald Reagan end the Areola War?
Viva Areo-Las Vegas!
Aren't areolas what's depleting the ozone layer?
Vote for me in 2008!
Death to America and parts of Canada!
Dear Areola,
Give me some space, huh?
I can't breathe with you suffocating me.
The puns are only going to get worse if someone doesn't nipple them in the bud...
Every spring, I plant a garden full of aerolas.
funny cake, I was just thinking about buds and my beautiful garden of aerolas.
I love the Areola Borealis! Its my favourite near the Milky Way.
Just doesn't have the same ring...
Actually...much as I'd love to take credit, it wasn't.
We have another Canadian lurking on the blog. You should all be very, very nervous.
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