tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post1078928852681109956..comments2024-01-27T00:45:09.861-05:00Comments on I Ain't No Oprah: R.I.P. Ike Turner, you son of a bitch wife beaten prick.I Ain't No Oprahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-35927335014458177392007-12-13T15:36:00.000-05:002007-12-13T15:36:00.000-05:00And the award for Best Headline on the Subject of ...And the award for Best Headline on the Subject of Ike's Death goes to...<BR/><BR/>::drum roll::<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://www.nypost.com/seven/12132007/news/nationalnews/ike_beats_tina_to_death_79527.htm" REL="nofollow">The NY Post!</A>Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-53089667070764351312007-12-13T15:14:00.000-05:002007-12-13T15:14:00.000-05:00::spits on Ike's corpse and laughs::::spits on Ike's corpse and laughs::Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-45109169068578323062007-12-13T15:13:00.000-05:002007-12-13T15:13:00.000-05:00::smacks fake poster::::smacks fake poster::Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-91847352674843096952007-12-13T15:06:00.000-05:002007-12-13T15:06:00.000-05:00Like it or lump it ya pansy!Like it or lump it ya pansy!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-12027068581801837882007-12-13T15:05:00.001-05:002007-12-13T15:05:00.001-05:00Maybe he fell into a snowbank.(I'm scared of snow....Maybe he fell into a snowbank.<BR/><BR/>(I'm scared of snow.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-78438622608839297882007-12-13T15:05:00.000-05:002007-12-13T15:05:00.000-05:00I like Ike.I like Ike.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-23350033032440292122007-12-13T15:04:00.001-05:002007-12-13T15:04:00.001-05:00No blog since yesterday.No blog since yesterday.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-83668286209204702942007-12-13T15:04:00.000-05:002007-12-13T15:04:00.000-05:00No blog today, huh. *yawn*No blog today, huh. *yawn*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-51918597466072318092007-12-13T12:19:00.000-05:002007-12-13T12:19:00.000-05:00I particulaurly liked 'We Can't Work It Out'.It ma...I particulaurly liked 'We Can't Work It Out'.<BR/><BR/>It made me laugh more than the other ones which is why I particularly liked it.Jaynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00688863202525277585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-4090747016159332062007-12-13T11:58:00.000-05:002007-12-13T11:58:00.000-05:00What if the Beatles sang about Ike Turner?1. All M...What if the Beatles sang about Ike Turner?<BR/><BR/>1. All My Punchin'<BR/><BR/>2. Ain't She Beat<BR/><BR/>3.Mean Mr. Turner<BR/><BR/>4. Eights Smacks A Week<BR/><BR/>5. Help!<BR/><BR/>6.The Ballad of John and Uh-Oh!<BR/><BR/>7. Here Comes The Punch<BR/><BR/>8. We Can't Work It Out<BR/><BR/>9. I Want To Punch Your FaceI Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-67629025104949185692007-12-13T11:20:00.000-05:002007-12-13T11:20:00.000-05:00Shhhhhhh! You know IANO doesn't like birthday tal...Shhhhhhh! You know IANO doesn't like birthday talk!<BR/><BR/>...<BR/><BR/>Wait, if he doesn't like it...we should do it more.<BR/><BR/>So, what if the Beatles sang about birthdays?<BR/><BR/>- I Want to Eat Your Cake*<BR/>- Twist and Shout Happy Birthday<BR/>- All You Need is Presents<BR/>- Wild Honey Piles of Presents<BR/><BR/>(*The pastry, not the blogger.)Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-60376667930356104702007-12-13T10:54:00.000-05:002007-12-13T10:54:00.000-05:00Happy BD Cake...so do you make a cake for Cake or ...Happy BD Cake...so do you make a cake for Cake or pie?Texhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06662266315215108085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-5820788558897786582007-12-13T09:24:00.000-05:002007-12-13T09:24:00.000-05:00Excuse me, No Oprah. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAKE! (I thin...Excuse me, No Oprah. <BR/><BR/>HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAKE! (I think.)Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-29066597328997302792007-12-13T09:15:00.000-05:002007-12-13T09:15:00.000-05:00I liked his candies--did he make those with Mike D...I liked his candies--did he make those with Mike Ditka?Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-66591144767689993742007-12-12T22:15:00.000-05:002007-12-12T22:15:00.000-05:00::kicks Ike's coffin over::::tasers him::::goes of...::kicks Ike's coffin over::<BR/><BR/>::tasers him::<BR/><BR/>::goes off to check out the funeral lunch buffet::Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-86162851497667101872007-12-12T21:49:00.000-05:002007-12-12T21:49:00.000-05:00i heard tina liked iti heard tina liked itTexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06662266315215108085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-80607154633403380112007-12-12T18:25:00.000-05:002007-12-12T18:25:00.000-05:00::smacks Ike's kids::::smacks Ike's kids::Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-46944246592990908312007-12-12T18:24:00.000-05:002007-12-12T18:24:00.000-05:00::high fives spirit of Ike::::high fives spirit of Ike::Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-49010926693537192762007-12-12T18:21:00.000-05:002007-12-12T18:21:00.000-05:00::beaten a path to his funeral::::beaten a path to his funeral::Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-31017733420920141102007-12-12T18:04:00.000-05:002007-12-12T18:04:00.000-05:00Sometimes we like to do things nice and easy, othe...Sometimes we like to do things nice and easy, other times, we like to do them easy and nice.Clinkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01041156366257331527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-23031767607336322912007-12-12T17:54:00.000-05:002007-12-12T17:54:00.000-05:00::smacks IANO::::smacks IANO::Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-46071681287172089682007-12-12T17:51:00.000-05:002007-12-12T17:51:00.000-05:00I totally stole this blog from RedbeardI totally stole this blog from RedbeardI Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.com