tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post114123027817350908..comments2024-01-27T00:45:09.861-05:00Comments on I Ain't No Oprah: If Osama Bin Laden Was With The BeatlesI Ain't No Oprahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1141258517363433262006-03-01T19:15:00.000-05:002006-03-01T19:15:00.000-05:00It can't be JUST The Beatles....Osama Would say "D...It can't be JUST The Beatles....<BR/><BR/>Osama Would say "Death to All American Idols." If he had cable.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1141240068212730192006-03-01T14:07:00.000-05:002006-03-01T14:07:00.000-05:00A. Paul requests that Osama change his name to "Os...A. Paul requests that Osama change his name to "Osamgo."<BR/>B. Osama calls Paul a "British pig dog" and sulks in back of tour bus, where he burns Paul in effigy.<BR/>C. Osama assassinates Stu Sutcliffe for "looking too American."<BR/>D. George and Osama come to blows over who will get more virgins in the afterlife.<BR/>E. Osama adds a rider to concert contracts: No brown m&ms, white roses in dressing room, and all Americans in audience will be shot.<BR/>F. Osama leaves The Beatles over "creative differences" (aka hitting on Yoko).<BR/>G. Osama forms his own death metal band, "FatWa" (umlaut over the first "a" optional).Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1141232139054408832006-03-01T11:55:00.000-05:002006-03-01T11:55:00.000-05:00Rejected B-sides:1) Live and Let Live in the USA2)...Rejected B-sides:<BR/><BR/>1) Live and Let Live in the USA<BR/>2) Freedom (for Americans)<BR/>3) Obladi Oblada (Life goes on in the USA)<BR/>4) All the USA needs is Love<BR/>5) Happiness is a Warm American (an Osama solo)Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.com