tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post114140132255999143..comments2024-01-27T00:45:09.861-05:00Comments on I Ain't No Oprah: My Oscar PicksI Ain't No Oprahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1141446891480025992006-03-03T23:34:00.000-05:002006-03-03T23:34:00.000-05:00And, while woofie-do's list is inspired, I must be...And, while woofie-do's list is inspired, I must beg to differ. Frank Gorshin is the Best Dead Impressionist Artist. But, as he probably could have pretended to be Claude Oscar Monet, it all comes out in the wash.Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1141446540065394362006-03-03T23:29:00.000-05:002006-03-03T23:29:00.000-05:0012. Oscar Blow-Off (Best Game to Play with People ...12. Oscar Blow-Off (Best Game to Play with People Who Bore You...When someone's yapping to the point of snoozery, "bring up the music" on their ass. Start humming loudly, in the fine tradition of nipping Oscar speeches in the bud.) <BR/>13. Oscar Hammerstein (Best Composer Guy Who Did All of That Music for Movies with No Gay Cowboys--unless there's a subplot in Oklahoma that I've forgotten?)<BR/>14. Oscar B. Goodman (Best Ironic Name of Mayor in the whole United States. Mr. Goodman, mayor of Las Vegas, Nevada, crushed his too obviously graftlicious mayoral opponent, "Arthur J. Viceboy.") <BR/>15. Damn, I had one more--but they're bringin' up the music to cut me off. CRAP!Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1141419254799260442006-03-03T15:54:00.000-05:002006-03-03T15:54:00.000-05:00Woofie-do stole all the best ones! Damn him!Woofie-do stole all the best ones! Damn him!Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.com