tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post114269567570527921..comments2024-01-27T00:45:09.861-05:00Comments on I Ain't No Oprah: If Walt Disney Had Made Porn Instead of Family FilmsI Ain't No Oprahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1142702756246422342006-03-18T12:25:00.000-05:002006-03-18T12:25:00.000-05:00Of course, I want to hijack the list concept and p...Of course, I want to hijack the list concept and pervert the names.<BR/><BR/>Though it is slightly gauche (as if that ever holds me back), Cherry Poppins is just too good to pass up, and then it becomes a list of "If Disney pictures became porn star names."<BR/><BR/>I don't know, though. I'm beginning to suspect that I might be the one with a dirty mind--not Walt. Naw.Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1142699615752514642006-03-18T11:33:00.000-05:002006-03-18T11:33:00.000-05:00Nooprah: Damnit. Can't read this morning.Mary Po...Nooprah: Damnit. Can't read this morning.<BR/><BR/>Mary Poppins?Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1142699331286065832006-03-18T11:28:00.000-05:002006-03-18T11:28:00.000-05:00Oops! I poached The Fox and the Hound by mistake. ...Oops! I poached The Fox and the Hound by mistake. So, we'll have to substitute:<BR/><BR/>Bedknobs and Broomsticks<BR/><BR/>And, we'll just try not to think what Walt <I>really</I> had in mind.Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1142698960468321342006-03-18T11:22:00.000-05:002006-03-18T11:22:00.000-05:00Frankenweenie (Walt, you sick bastard! But, Madeli...Frankenweenie (Walt, you sick bastard! But, Madeline Kahn liked it in Young Frankenstein, so maybe that makes it okay)<BR/>The Adventures of Tom Thumb and Thumbelina (even if you call their freaky palm-sized coupling "little people love," it don't make it right, Walt)<BR/>Follow Me, Boys! (Always a bad idea, didn't they teach you anything in health class?)<BR/>Fantasia (insert bad porn music here)<BR/>Rapunzel Unbraided (Walt, you sick bastard!)<BR/>The Fox and The Hound (cross-species freakiness)<BR/>Old Yeller (Walt, you sick snuff film-producing bastard!)<BR/>Around the World in 80 Days (it can probably be done in an hour, but Walt, you're still a sick bastard!)<BR/>Once Upon A Mattress<BR/>Ride A Wild PonySparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1142698040572014512006-03-18T11:07:00.000-05:002006-03-18T11:07:00.000-05:00Hey Cake,The Rescuers Down Under is already on the...Hey Cake,<BR/><BR/>The Rescuers Down Under is already on the list.<BR/><BR/>Alternate spelling are verbooten!I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1142697806315853422006-03-18T11:03:00.000-05:002006-03-18T11:03:00.000-05:00The fox and the houndPocahontasThe fox and the hound<BR/>PocahontasRoger the Shrubberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06800168976843218132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1142697442695857682006-03-18T10:57:00.000-05:002006-03-18T10:57:00.000-05:00Alice in WonderlandThe Many *Adventures* of Winnie...Alice in Wonderland<BR/>The Many *Adventures* of Winnie the Pooh<BR/>The Rescuers Down Under<BR/><BR/>Are we allowed alternate spellings? Probably not but...too good to resist:<BR/><BR/>SinderellaCakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.com