tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post114295548578446833..comments2024-01-27T00:45:09.861-05:00Comments on I Ain't No Oprah: Crap I Just Don't BelieveI Ain't No Oprahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1143065636285853642006-03-22T17:13:00.000-05:002006-03-22T17:13:00.000-05:00As a compromise, maybe we could call it the "Chill...As a compromise, maybe we could call it the "Chilly War."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1143040493949143092006-03-22T10:14:00.000-05:002006-03-22T10:14:00.000-05:00I don't believe in the Cold War. It always seemed...I don't believe in the Cold War. It always seemed kind of tepid to me.Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1142991251855632982006-03-21T20:34:00.000-05:002006-03-21T20:34:00.000-05:00Figures. I don't believe Reagan ended the Cold War...Figures. <BR/><BR/>I don't believe Reagan ended the Cold War.<BR/><BR/>HA! How's your blood pressure?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1142983579203736322006-03-21T18:26:00.000-05:002006-03-21T18:26:00.000-05:00I do.I do.I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1142983254955442502006-03-21T18:20:00.000-05:002006-03-21T18:20:00.000-05:00I don't believe that people still think Iraq had s...I don't believe that people still think Iraq had something to do with 9/11...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1142981649784026632006-03-21T17:54:00.000-05:002006-03-21T17:54:00.000-05:00Let's see. While I'll concede that where angels go...Let's see. While I'll concede that where angels go, trouble follows, I dispute that "with six, you get eggroll." And, I fervently believe that Pelham was taken 1-2-3-<I>4</I>, rather than 1-2-3.Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1142978965484947432006-03-21T17:09:00.000-05:002006-03-21T17:09:00.000-05:00YETH. Appallently yel ton doth stith to freething ...<I>YETH.</I> Appallently yel ton doth stith to freething methal. <BR/><BR/>Excellent dismantling of the deputy/sherriff mystery. It only makes sense if the deputy is singing the song. And somehow, because he's the deputy, he fought the law and still the law won? Maybe the deranged deputy went on to shoot Liberty Vallance as well?Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1142978302096800342006-03-21T16:58:00.000-05:002006-03-21T16:58:00.000-05:00I don't believe that a pint of Ben & Jerry's conta...I don't believe that a pint of Ben & Jerry's contains four servings. Two, tops.<BR/><BR/>I also don't believe that he shot the sherriff, but he *didn't* shoot the deputy. It just doesn't add up.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1142977315797195732006-03-21T16:41:00.000-05:002006-03-21T16:41:00.000-05:00I don't believe your tongue will stick to metal wh...I don't believe your tongue will stick to metal when it's freezing outside...<BR/><BR/>anyone care to try?<BR/><BR/>:-)Roger the Shrubberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06800168976843218132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1142976925145032512006-03-21T16:35:00.000-05:002006-03-21T16:35:00.000-05:00I don't believe in full moons. It's an optical il...I don't believe in full moons. It's an optical illusion.Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1142975373263506272006-03-21T16:09:00.000-05:002006-03-21T16:09:00.000-05:00The "alleged" moon walk (I've never seen an Americ...The "alleged" moon walk (I've never seen an American flag up there, even when there's a FULL moon)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1142973017647380192006-03-21T15:30:00.000-05:002006-03-21T15:30:00.000-05:00I just remembered that I don't believe that sugar ...I just remembered that I don't believe that sugar causes cavities. It's a lie started by the terrorists and if we stop eating sugar, they will have won!Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1142971032529836152006-03-21T14:57:00.000-05:002006-03-21T14:57:00.000-05:00Um, I don't believe that, uh. Ahem. See, what I do...Um, I don't believe that, uh. Ahem. See, what I don't get is why they say you'll, uh, go blind if you...Because, my vision is...Oh, gee. Uh, just forget I mentioned anything.<BR/><BR/>I don't believe that it will "go on my permanent record." I demand to see my permanent record. (But, why do I feel like my elementary school principal really does have my permanent record stored in a rusty file cabinent in the basement of his golf course-view retirement villa?)Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1142966373671853482006-03-21T13:39:00.000-05:002006-03-21T13:39:00.000-05:00I can't believe you shocked everyone into silence ...<I>I</I> can't believe you shocked everyone into silence like this. It must have been the revelation that you don't believe in black ice.<BR/><BR/>I mean, jeez, next you'll be saying you don't believe in weather forecasts...Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.com