tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post114355905419315500..comments2024-01-27T00:45:09.861-05:00Comments on I Ain't No Oprah: It's wicked easy to publish a woman's magazine...I Ain't No Oprahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1143582645440362242006-03-28T16:50:00.000-05:002006-03-28T16:50:00.000-05:00"...marinate brussel sprouts in chocolate and cove...<I>"...marinate brussel sprouts in chocolate and cover them in caramel..."</I><BR/><BR/>Ohhhh - I feel sick now.Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1143578825732170352006-03-28T15:47:00.000-05:002006-03-28T15:47:00.000-05:00I love "fast and easy recipes using red bull, a ru...I love "fast and easy recipes using red bull, a rubber band, and some crisco!"<BR/><BR/>But, gosh, I dunno, Yogi...red bull, a rubber band, and some crisco sounds like a hybrid combo diet/sex tip to me...<BR/><BR/>YIKES!Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1143577810391857712006-03-28T15:30:00.000-05:002006-03-28T15:30:00.000-05:00"...Red Bull, a rubber band and some Crisco"That's..."...Red Bull, a rubber band and some Crisco"<BR/><BR/>That's what Drew Barrymore is using to end world hunger!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1143577667083922292006-03-28T15:27:00.000-05:002006-03-28T15:27:00.000-05:00- The girl's guide to auto repair.- Swimsuit style...- The girl's guide to auto repair.<BR/>- Swimsuit styles for any body type.<BR/>- Two weeks to a new you!<BR/>- How to make your kids ask for second helpings of brussel sprouts.Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1143570465929594492006-03-28T13:27:00.000-05:002006-03-28T13:27:00.000-05:00If my shoes talk about me behind my back, they're ...If my shoes talk about me behind my back, they're soleless heels that deserve to be trod upon.Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1143566288787065492006-03-28T12:18:00.000-05:002006-03-28T12:18:00.000-05:00That would be pretty cool if Drew Barrymore ended ...That would be pretty cool if Drew Barrymore ended hunger.<BR/><BR/>(You do know that I now have to add Drew to my list of pretentious celebrities I can't stand)I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1143565218366122572006-03-28T12:00:00.000-05:002006-03-28T12:00:00.000-05:00Home Makeovers in a Weekend!Hitler's At-Home Beaut...Home Makeovers in a Weekend!<BR/>Hitler's At-Home Beauty Spa Tips!Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1143565105613338392006-03-28T11:58:00.000-05:002006-03-28T11:58:00.000-05:00Fast Fixes for Nails (Hair, Skin, Butt, Peace in t...Fast Fixes for Nails (Hair, Skin, Butt, Peace in the Middle East)Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1143564920875902032006-03-28T11:55:00.000-05:002006-03-28T11:55:00.000-05:00The 10 Hot New Sex Moves That'll Dazzle Your Guy! ...The 10 Hot New Sex Moves That'll Dazzle Your Guy! (Impossible, they invented everything before 1908.)<BR/>10 Tips to Change Your Life!<BR/>10 Budget-Friendly Banquets!<BR/>WALK your way to fitness! (Which is just a slap in the face to people in wheelchairs.)<BR/>SNACK your way to fitness! (Funny. Never seems to work that way.)<BR/>Winter Wardrobe Wonderland!<BR/>What's new for spring! (Fall! Winter! Summer!)<BR/>Get Your Hubby to Help!Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1143560565526633742006-03-28T10:42:00.000-05:002006-03-28T10:42:00.000-05:00Two real headlines from a recent issue of Marie Cl...Two real headlines from a recent issue of Marie Claire:<BR/><BR/>"What Your Shoes Say About You"<BR/><BR/>"Drew Barrymore's Amazing African Journey to End Hunger"<BR/><BR/>I don't know which I'm more excited about--the fact that my footwear can apparently talk, or that Drew will next solve the troubles in the Middle East. (While wearning nice shoes, of course.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1143559936530132962006-03-28T10:32:00.000-05:002006-03-28T10:32:00.000-05:00- Three patterns for sexy lingerie you can knit yo...- Three patterns for sexy lingerie you can knit yourself!<BR/>- The perfect wedding, for $100 or less.<BR/>- Oprah's latest book pick and why it will save civilization.Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.com