tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post115936779208243937..comments2024-01-27T00:45:09.861-05:00Comments on I Ain't No Oprah: I love TV!I Ain't No Oprahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1159469709613136182006-09-28T14:55:00.000-04:002006-09-28T14:55:00.000-04:00Dear NoOprah:Is that covered by your insurance?-- ...Dear NoOprah:<BR/><BR/>Is that covered by your insurance?<BR/><BR/>-- Lamont CranstonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1159454169543726022006-09-28T10:36:00.000-04:002006-09-28T10:36:00.000-04:00>>>If I had a TV,Dear Lamont,You're dead to me.>>>If I had a TV,<<<<<BR/><BR/>Dear Lamont,<BR/><BR/>You're dead to me.I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1159452231518750482006-09-28T10:03:00.000-04:002006-09-28T10:03:00.000-04:00What about "Inside the Meerkat's Studio"?What about "Inside the Meerkat's Studio"?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1159414105050487572006-09-27T23:28:00.000-04:002006-09-27T23:28:00.000-04:00You people are a bunch of lowbrow Philistines. If ...You people are a bunch of lowbrow Philistines. If I had a TV, the only things I'd watch would be:<BR/><BR/>"Sesameerkat Street"<BR/><BR/>"The Meerkat/Lehrer News Hour"<BR/><BR/>"Meerkat Theater"<BR/><BR/>"Great Meerktaformances"<BR/><BR/>and maybe the occasional viewing of "Meerkat, She Wrote."<BR/><BR/>-- Lamont CranstonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1159399052229789582006-09-27T19:17:00.000-04:002006-09-27T19:17:00.000-04:00Put it on Hoagy's tab.Put it on Hoagy's tab.I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1159394215905913502006-09-27T17:56:00.000-04:002006-09-27T17:56:00.000-04:00Keen! I'll rent a limo now!Keen! I'll rent a limo now!Lois Lanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11676618916033086563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1159392672687617162006-09-27T17:31:00.000-04:002006-09-27T17:31:00.000-04:00Lois:"My Name is Cake"! Perfect.You get tickets t...Lois:<BR/><BR/>"My Name is Cake"! Perfect.<BR/><BR/>You get tickets to the series premiere!Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1159392218510670102006-09-27T17:23:00.000-04:002006-09-27T17:23:00.000-04:00I heard "The Meerkat" was the name of a Jazz saxap...I heard "The Meerkat" was the name of a Jazz saxaphonist. Ain't that right Hoag?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1159391993647888422006-09-27T17:19:00.001-04:002006-09-27T17:19:00.001-04:00"Josie and the Meerkats, long tails and ears for h..."Josie and the Meerkats, long tails and ears for hats..."Lois Lanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11676618916033086563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1159391949192631502006-09-27T17:19:00.000-04:002006-09-27T17:19:00.000-04:00Oh Cake, I'd watch:"How I Met Your Cake""Two and H...Oh Cake, I'd watch:<BR/><BR/>"How I Met Your Cake"<BR/><BR/>"Two and Half Cakes"<BR/><BR/>"My Name is Cake"<BR/><BR/>And if we're going retro...<BR/><BR/>"That Cake"<BR/><BR/>"I Dream of Cake"<BR/><BR/>"Hogan's Cake"Lois Lanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11676618916033086563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1159390429743765472006-09-27T16:53:00.000-04:002006-09-27T16:53:00.000-04:00Desperate House Meerkats::giggling::Desperate House Meerkats<BR/><BR/>::giggling::Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1159389806698041042006-09-27T16:43:00.000-04:002006-09-27T16:43:00.000-04:00Charlies MeerKats.My Three MeerkatsMy Mother The M...Charlies MeerKats.<BR/><BR/>My Three Meerkats<BR/><BR/>My Mother The Meerkat<BR/><BR/>Gilligan's Meerkat<BR/><BR/>The Man From M.E.E.R.K.A.T.I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1159388864815712492006-09-27T16:27:00.000-04:002006-09-27T16:27:00.000-04:00Or how about "The Ghost and Mrs. Muircat?"Or how about "The Ghost and Mrs. Muircat?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1159387014760054032006-09-27T15:56:00.000-04:002006-09-27T15:56:00.000-04:00Oh, hey! If we're handing out sitcoms, I want my ...Oh, hey! If we're handing out sitcoms, I want my own.<BR/><BR/>How about "The Trouble with Cake" or "Cake!" or maybe "Cake's Company." <BR/><BR/>No? You wouldn't watch it? Damn.Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1159386373204766862006-09-27T15:46:00.000-04:002006-09-27T15:46:00.000-04:00Ya know, I'm sure I'll sound like a pointdexter (w...Ya know, I'm sure I'll sound like a pointdexter (what else is new), but meerkats are kinda cute. I'd never heard of that show--do people like it or are ya making fun of it? They look like sorta nifty little beasts.Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1159386050474356322006-09-27T15:40:00.000-04:002006-09-27T15:40:00.000-04:00I really dig that Lois used the word "bub"--she's ...I really dig that Lois used the word "bub"--she's definitely on my roller derby team. Actually, if Hoagy is a fancy lad, he's on my roller derby team, too. But only if he looks good in fishnets.<BR/><BR/>I think I'll just call myself an idiot as a pre-emptive strike: IDIOT! <BR/><BR/>In re: TV, I wouldn't mind watching "The Ghost and Mrs. Muir." Some of Charles Nelson Reilly's greatest work...Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1159381858883702882006-09-27T14:30:00.000-04:002006-09-27T14:30:00.000-04:00"1/2 sitcom"Ooops. "1/2 *hour* sitcom", that is.Go..."1/2 sitcom"<BR/><BR/>Ooops. "1/2 *hour* sitcom", that is.<BR/><BR/>Good thing I'm not an editor or anything...Lois Lanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11676618916033086563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1159381756932232902006-09-27T14:29:00.001-04:002006-09-27T14:29:00.001-04:00Me too.Me too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1159381745054807762006-09-27T14:29:00.000-04:002006-09-27T14:29:00.000-04:00I love me a twinkie.I love me a twinkie.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1159381720447134822006-09-27T14:28:00.000-04:002006-09-27T14:28:00.000-04:00Yes, Twinkies are good. Not good for you, but good...Yes, Twinkies are good. Not good for you, but good.<BR/><BR/>"I Love Lois" Now THAT would be a great show...maybe a 1/2 sitcom in a block of shows including "Hoagy Gets Scolded!" and, of course, "MeerCat Manor."Lois Lanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11676618916033086563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1159381531567957492006-09-27T14:25:00.000-04:002006-09-27T14:25:00.000-04:00They're golden sponge cake filled with creamYeah.....They're golden sponge cake filled with cream<BR/><BR/>Yeah...they're good.I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1159381409299069792006-09-27T14:23:00.000-04:002006-09-27T14:23:00.000-04:00I love that Hoagy posted anonymously, got scolded,...I love that Hoagy posted anonymously, got scolded, got outted by NoOprah, was called "fancy lad" yet again, and hasn't even bothered to defend himself. <BR/><BR/>Are twinkies actually any good?Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1159380798686687922006-09-27T14:13:00.000-04:002006-09-27T14:13:00.000-04:00The heading of today's blog is I LOVE TV...it shou...The heading of today's blog is I LOVE TV...it should actually read:<BR/><BR/>I LOVE LOIS.<BR/><BR/>(she just popped in and brought me two McDonalds Apple Pies)I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1159378811920090942006-09-27T13:40:00.000-04:002006-09-27T13:40:00.000-04:00Dear Boston Graf,Please no Becker talk on the blog...Dear Boston Graf,<BR/><BR/>Please no Becker talk on the blog.<BR/><BR/>Love,<BR/>I Aint No OprahI Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1159378699760771032006-09-27T13:38:00.000-04:002006-09-27T13:38:00.000-04:00(I love that Hoagy got scolded)That should be a sh...(I love that Hoagy got scolded)<BR/><BR/>That should be a show...Hoagy Gets Scolded!I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.com