tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post116775123057502052..comments2024-01-27T00:45:09.861-05:00Comments on I Ain't No Oprah: The Funeral Of President Gerald FordI Ain't No Oprahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1167836442678149482007-01-03T10:00:00.000-05:002007-01-03T10:00:00.000-05:00This puts a whole new spin on that Debbie Boone so...This puts a whole new spin on that Debbie Boone song...You light up my life!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1167777046598448822007-01-02T17:30:00.000-05:002007-01-02T17:30:00.000-05:00"...we manly men..."Said the man who watches "Danc..."...we manly men..."<BR/><BR/>Said the man who watches "Dancing with the Stars" with his testicles in the freezer.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1167770901383072652007-01-02T15:48:00.000-05:002007-01-02T15:48:00.000-05:00Yes, you were at the same party. You stayed with t...Yes, you were at the same party. <BR/><BR/>You stayed with the women while we manly men talked strippers.<BR/><BR/>(welcome back)I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1167769840102900762007-01-02T15:30:00.000-05:002007-01-02T15:30:00.000-05:00All right, so let's assume that the stripper was a...All right, so let's assume that the stripper was able to turn the flashlight on <I>in situ</I>.<BR/><BR/>This means she could also turn it off, right?<BR/><BR/>Which would lead one to think she could make it blink in long and short bursts.<BR/><BR/>In short, the stripper could be using her flashlight and talents to send Morse code messages.<BR/><BR/>Assuming all this to be true, what would be the most likely message she would transmit? Remember to take into account both medium and targeted audience.<BR/><BR/>-- Lamont CranstonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1167769211984650232007-01-02T15:20:00.000-05:002007-01-02T15:20:00.000-05:00OK...So I'm at the same party and I missed this......OK...So I'm at the same party and I missed this...? I guess I should have been reading all along.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1167765504996788872007-01-02T14:18:00.000-05:002007-01-02T14:18:00.000-05:00I keep a flashlight at my desk at work in case of ...I keep a flashlight at my desk at work in case of emergency...I never figured that emergency could involve a stripper needing to borrow it for her act.<BR/><BR/>(She could just *keep* it, actually...)Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1167763358502597232007-01-02T13:42:00.000-05:002007-01-02T13:42:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1167761048755175652007-01-02T13:04:00.000-05:002007-01-02T13:04:00.000-05:00whether she's tealented or talented....this is ver...whether she's tealented or talented....this is very very tainted<BR/><BR/>just reading about this again makes my butt cheeks puckerTexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06662266315215108085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1167759831668518322007-01-02T12:43:00.000-05:002007-01-02T12:43:00.000-05:00Really, really talented.Really, really talented.I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1167757669039371322007-01-02T12:07:00.000-05:002007-01-02T12:07:00.000-05:00I'm guessing the illuminated end was inserted leav...I'm guessing the illuminated end was inserted leaving the handle out. Otherwise with the handle inserted how else would she turn it on? Unless she's really tealented.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1167754436692535082007-01-02T11:13:00.000-05:002007-01-02T11:13:00.000-05:00LBJ suggested that Ford was too dumb to fart and c...LBJ suggested that Ford was too dumb to fart and chew gum at the same time. <BR/><BR/>The stripper simultaneously provided erotic entertainment and emergency lighting. <BR/> <BR/>Just saying.Tom Mileshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10100040273081301943noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1167753195479058112007-01-02T10:53:00.001-05:002007-01-02T10:53:00.001-05:00so there is light at the end of the tunnet?good to...so there is light at the end of the tunnet?<BR/><BR/>good to knowTexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06662266315215108085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1167753194205791002007-01-02T10:53:00.000-05:002007-01-02T10:53:00.000-05:00so there is light at the end of the tunnet?good to...so there is light at the end of the tunnet?<BR/><BR/>good to knowTexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06662266315215108085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1167753109768240972007-01-02T10:51:00.000-05:002007-01-02T10:51:00.000-05:00I think Lamont just said it all.I think Lamont just said it all.I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1167752909181773282007-01-02T10:48:00.000-05:002007-01-02T10:48:00.000-05:00If you can't connect a stripper with a flashlight ...If you can't connect a stripper with a flashlight up her butt to the death of President Ford...the terrorists will have won.<BR/><BR/>Way to go, NoOprah.Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1167752740488124412007-01-02T10:45:00.000-05:002007-01-02T10:45:00.000-05:00Gerald Ford was the light that lead us out of the ...Gerald Ford was the light that lead us out of the darkness of Watergate.<BR/><BR/>He was the turned-on flashlight of hope jammed up the rectum of the previous administration.<BR/><BR/>The electric torch of the Ford presidency shed a healing glow and helped this country mend its reamed sphincter of the post-Nixon era.<BR/><BR/>Now, Nixon with a flashlight jammed up his plumbing... THAT's hot. Especially if it's one of those really big square ones that fire fighters use.<BR/><BR/>-- Lamont CranstonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com