tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post1286706862318745172..comments2024-01-27T00:45:09.861-05:00Comments on I Ain't No Oprah: A simple note.I Ain't No Oprahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-10540512177312267872007-10-09T17:34:00.000-04:002007-10-09T17:34:00.000-04:00Has anyone seen my camel ?Has anyone seen my camel ?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-14218407826436699202007-10-09T17:32:00.000-04:002007-10-09T17:32:00.000-04:00The smell? Actually it is the pungent aroma of Los...The smell? Actually it is the pungent aroma of Loserocity.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-658477891621546942007-10-09T17:23:00.000-04:002007-10-09T17:23:00.000-04:00If I say sorry, can I come back?If I say sorry, can I come back?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-16098505136419898502007-10-09T17:20:00.000-04:002007-10-09T17:20:00.000-04:00If you're going to impersonate me, you could at le...If you're going to impersonate me, you could at least spell my name right!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-27926406858672832262007-10-09T17:19:00.000-04:002007-10-09T17:19:00.000-04:00Anyone know if IANO is hiring? Seems I might be l...Anyone know if IANO is hiring? Seems I might be looking for work soon.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-26404733213683230172007-10-09T13:14:00.000-04:002007-10-09T13:14:00.000-04:00I've heard that the touch of religious objects mak...<I>I've heard that the touch of religious objects makes Steinbrenner's skin sizzle.</I><BR/><BR/>And it's important to note that, around here, a pair of red socks counts as a religious object.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-74678480799523174372007-10-09T12:52:00.000-04:002007-10-09T12:52:00.000-04:00I've heard that the touch of religious objects mak...I've heard that the touch of religious objects makes Steinbrenner's skin sizzle.maddoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02762245498706333930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-53555964686529486012007-10-09T12:25:00.000-04:002007-10-09T12:25:00.000-04:00IANO:I would've take a page from Britney Spears an...IANO:<BR/><BR/>I would've take a page from Britney Spears and written "Oops... they... did-it-again".<BR/><BR/>::Vomits in mouth::<BR/><BR/>-- Lamont "Hit Me, Baby, One More Time" CranstonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-21405132890587852132007-10-09T12:24:00.000-04:002007-10-09T12:24:00.000-04:00DAMN! Lois beat me to it!DAMN! Lois beat me to it!Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-57341819364460796072007-10-09T12:17:00.000-04:002007-10-09T12:17:00.000-04:00>>I would NEVER write 'The Yankees are awesomeYou ...>>I would NEVER write 'The Yankees are awesome<<<BR/><BR/>You just did.<BR/><BR/>Twice.Lois Lanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11676618916033086563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-36805431024510844012007-10-09T12:01:00.000-04:002007-10-09T12:01:00.000-04:00How does 'The Yankees Suck' sound like they won???...How does 'The Yankees Suck' sound like they won???/<BR/><BR/>If they won I would have written:<BR/><BR/>Dear Wifey,<BR/><BR/>The Yankees are awesome.*<BR/><BR/>Love,<BR/>Hubby<BR/><BR/>*vomits in mouth.<BR/><BR/>(I would NEVER write 'The Yankees are awesome')I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-75937631135097539282007-10-09T11:46:00.000-04:002007-10-09T11:46:00.000-04:00IANO:You know my felings about the Yankees in gene...IANO:<BR/><BR/>You know my felings about the Yankees in general...<BR/><BR/>but yeah, we did stink up the joint in the post-season.<BR/><BR/>Good luck against Cleveland. Boston has the best 3-4 combination I've seed (Ortiz defines clutch: Manny is Manny) but your boyos are not going to have a good time with the Tribe's top two pitchers.<BR/><BR/>It's gonna be a hell of a series.<BR/><BR/>-- Lamont "Crazy Chief Wahoo" Cranston<BR/><BR/>P.S. Your note sounded like you were infuriated by the damned Yankees pulling one out on Cleveland. No more apples in the vending machines!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-35205721753026398582007-10-09T11:44:00.000-04:002007-10-09T11:44:00.000-04:00I'm with Wifey on this one. I would have thought t...I'm with Wifey on this one. I would have thought they had won too.<BR/><BR/>But they didn't. And isn't that lovely?Lois Lanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11676618916033086563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-75036219884407633772007-10-09T11:13:00.000-04:002007-10-09T11:13:00.000-04:00Waitasec, Bacon Ace...are you saying that NoOprah ...Waitasec, Bacon Ace...are you saying that NoOprah was dressed like a Yankee player when he was wearing his carpenter pants on Sunday???<BR/><BR/>Oh my.Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-34315260149411043182007-10-09T11:08:00.000-04:002007-10-09T11:08:00.000-04:00Was part of their loss due to their uniform change...Was part of their loss due to their uniform change? You know, wearing carpenter pants on the field? Those hammers make it hard to run.bacon acehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12039785574738037479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-68132295602722163602007-10-09T10:58:00.000-04:002007-10-09T10:58:00.000-04:00Nope, that sounds like they won and you were annoy...Nope, that sounds like they won and you were annoyed about it. <BR/><BR/>How'd you screw up a simple note like that?! Pretty impressive.Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.com