tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post1587769577918403775..comments2024-01-27T00:45:09.861-05:00Comments on I Ain't No Oprah: The Mouse was in the HouseI Ain't No Oprahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-50578297778572233802007-11-26T14:46:00.000-05:002007-11-26T14:46:00.000-05:00I'm gonna have sex with your invisible fence.I'm gonna have sex with your invisible fence.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-83516666745175142172007-11-26T14:19:00.000-05:002007-11-26T14:19:00.000-05:00I swear I didn't have a mouse in me.I swear I didn't have a mouse in me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-82870396186250058272007-11-26T14:07:00.000-05:002007-11-26T14:07:00.000-05:00Make sure if you use one of those humane traps on ...Make sure if you use one of those humane traps on your wife that you set her free at least a mile away.<BR/><BR/>Otherwise she'll just come back.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-86518277176111982292007-11-26T14:04:00.000-05:002007-11-26T14:04:00.000-05:00"Please don't squeeze the poison.""Please don't squeeze the poison."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-64007294973592741302007-11-26T13:59:00.000-05:002007-11-26T13:59:00.000-05:00I'm going to have sex with your fence.I'm going to have sex with your fence.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-74253803526649539852007-11-26T13:58:00.000-05:002007-11-26T13:58:00.000-05:00"Hey ::bangbang on hood of car::...I'm choking on ..."Hey ::bangbang on hood of car::...I'm choking on poison here!...."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-59611610379581886712007-11-26T13:47:00.000-05:002007-11-26T13:47:00.000-05:00You're one of those scary fans that Roy warned us ...You're one of those scary fans that Roy warned us about, aren't you?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-55461368539220282592007-11-26T13:44:00.000-05:002007-11-26T13:44:00.000-05:00Jesus! And I thought you gave me these treats beca...Jesus! And I thought you gave me these treats because of your Reagan boy-crush! I'm a man and not a meese--I mean mouse!<BR/><BR/><I>slumps to floor, no oprah scoops up with garden implement and dumps over fence into invisible neighbor's yard</I>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-42545323786188778992007-11-26T13:41:00.000-05:002007-11-26T13:41:00.000-05:00Come and play with us no-opie!Come and play with us no-opie!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-77947224008565119552007-11-26T13:39:00.000-05:002007-11-26T13:39:00.000-05:00Yeah, yeah, yeah. "Nobody lives behind me." There ...Yeah, yeah, yeah. "Nobody lives behind me." There you go again with the "Nobody lives behind me." HEY! I live behind you! I can't help that I'm invisible, and now I've got all of these contaminated mice corpsicles to deal with. They're all over my effin' invisible lawn. Don't go lookin' for my invisible holiday cookie platter this year, Jinksy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-72820743550408157262007-11-26T13:29:00.000-05:002007-11-26T13:29:00.000-05:00Cinderelly, Cinderelly...thanks for the treats, Ci...Cinderelly, Cinderelly...thanks for the treats, Cinderelly!<BR/><BR/>::seizes up::<BR/><BR/>::dies::Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-30016205495990482072007-11-26T13:28:00.000-05:002007-11-26T13:28:00.000-05:00Nobody lives behind me...I threw them over that fe...Nobody lives behind me...I threw them over that fence.I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-90655423734461835712007-11-26T13:12:00.000-05:002007-11-26T13:12:00.000-05:00Follow-up Question:When you say you "throw them ov...Follow-up Question:<BR/>When you say you "throw them over your fence"...WHICH neighbor is angry with you?<BR/><BR/>Follow-up Comment: <BR/>Oh, my gosh. You killed Pixie and Dixie. You you you you JINKSY!Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-540171753190549322007-11-26T13:03:00.000-05:002007-11-26T13:03:00.000-05:00Hey, Ratt! You said it best yourselves: What goes ...Hey, Ratt! You said it best yourselves: What goes around comes around, dudes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-88255584514218338912007-11-26T12:42:00.000-05:002007-11-26T12:42:00.000-05:00We're as fit as a fiddle, but that poison sure kil...We're as fit as a fiddle, but that poison sure killed our career. *sigh*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-50956660739857331392007-11-26T12:01:00.000-05:002007-11-26T12:01:00.000-05:00Cough...gag....you...mean...that...wasn't...food?!...Cough...gag....you...mean...that...wasn't...food?!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-50586069789770646292007-11-26T11:58:00.000-05:002007-11-26T11:58:00.000-05:00It also causes The Retahdation. Suddenly much is ...It also causes The Retahdation. Suddenly much is explained...Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.com