tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post2493275147287353718..comments2024-01-27T00:45:09.861-05:00Comments on I Ain't No Oprah: Dining alone antics.I Ain't No Oprahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-47718511607809137782008-09-05T10:28:00.000-04:002008-09-05T10:28:00.000-04:00Whenever I fill a prescription, they ask "Do you h...Whenever I fill a prescription, they ask "Do you have any questions for the pharmacist?" and I say "Yeah. Who played the butler in 'My Fair Lady?' "The Silver Foxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00730805376957629641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-25287460031125727502008-09-05T10:19:00.000-04:002008-09-05T10:19:00.000-04:00Cake:I think you're giving most retail and fast fo...Cake:<BR/><BR/>I think you're giving <I>most</I> retail and fast food people too much credit. But it <I>is</I> great when they catch on, and join the fun. I'm used to blank stares from the people I usually play these games with.<BR/><BR/>I once went to a Brooks Pharmacy. There were two doors. The door on the left had an "ENTER" sign on it. By the door handle was a smaller sign which said "PULL." The door on the right had an "EXIT" sign on it. By the door handle was a smaller sign <I>which said "PULL."</I><BR/><BR/>As I was paying for my purchases, I casually asked the clerk why they bothered to tell me how to enter the "EXIT" door, since marking it "EXIT" clearly implied that they did <I>not</I> want me to enter thropugh that door.<BR/><BR/>All I got was a look that said, "Dude, I work here fifteen hours a week, after school, and I don't have any time for your crap."<BR/><BR/>*<I>sigh</I>*<BR/><BR/>IANO: Wow, that Sarah really <I>is</I> a babe.The Silver Foxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00730805376957629641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-47190354392107387552008-09-04T18:57:00.000-04:002008-09-04T18:57:00.000-04:00Just couldn't stop at myspace, huh...Just couldn't stop at myspace, huh...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-55945828103288675832008-09-04T15:17:00.000-04:002008-09-04T15:17:00.000-04:00Fast food burger bus: You want anything on that ch...Fast food burger bus: You want anything on that cheeseburger?<BR/><BR/>Me, eyeing the condiment stand to the side: A bun and a plate.Redbeard76https://www.blogger.com/profile/12894995307281466889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-78686948526047153572008-09-04T13:08:00.000-04:002008-09-04T13:08:00.000-04:00Lamont:She probably got a kick out of it...retail ...Lamont:<BR/>She probably got a kick out of it...retail and fast food people can tell when someone's being funny and when someone's just bein' a jerk.<BR/><BR/>(I've been known to answer "Will that be all?" with "No...world peace, too, please." Just cuz.)<BR/><BR/>Saul:<BR/>Aren't we due for a movie review soon?<BR/><BR/>Love,<BR/>CakeCakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-84300676064197435422008-09-04T12:56:00.000-04:002008-09-04T12:56:00.000-04:00Yeah, she got a nice tip...and you got a hamburger...Yeah, she got a nice tip...<BR/><BR/>and you got a hamburger stuffed with fingernail clippings, snot and doubtless other bodily substances not mentionable in a PG-rated blog.<BR/><BR/>Hope it was delicious...<BR/><BR/>-- Lamont "Fuck With The Wait Staff After They Bring You Your Food, But Before They Bring You The Bill, And Leave A Nice Tip" CranstonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-90300932822739995962008-09-04T11:49:00.000-04:002008-09-04T11:49:00.000-04:00Mt version of wifey just rolls her eyes when a wai...Mt version of wifey just rolls her eyes when a waitress asks me how I'd like my steak cooked and I reply,"With heat."<BR/>I guess cousin Steve and I are similar in a few odd ways.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-20926475352057870692008-09-04T11:35:00.000-04:002008-09-04T11:35:00.000-04:00Thanks, Freddy!So, to sum up further:There's a rea...Thanks, Freddy!<BR/><BR/>So, to sum up further:<BR/><BR/>There's a reason IANO dines alone. Constantly.Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-3256068429187052782008-09-04T11:33:00.000-04:002008-09-04T11:33:00.000-04:00Glad to help you out, lovely Cake!Glad to help you out, lovely Cake!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-29120128871897282952008-09-04T11:32:00.000-04:002008-09-04T11:32:00.000-04:00I refuse to post until someone else does. The moc...I refuse to post until someone else does. The mockery ends here!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com