Dear Consumer,Thank you for your interest in our n...

Dear Consumer,
Thank you for your interest in our new product, pro-cavity Crest in Choco-Mint gel. Nine out of 10 dentists who prefer patients have begged us to market this product. Please enjoy this complementary case, and do make sure you have good dental insurance.
Love,
Crest Toothpaste

Dear IANO,
That channel didn't come in so well so I ended up watching reruns of "The Golden Girls." We ran out of the best TV snacks, too. You?
Love,
Biden

Dedar INOA,
I like kitties, too!
xxoo W

Dear IANO,
Yeah? Sigh.
Love,
Stop Calling Me Wifey

Dear IANO,
You whine, no wine.
Love,
Neighbor Right Across the Street