tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post3157898424330217831..comments2024-01-27T00:45:09.861-05:00Comments on I Ain't No Oprah: The Four Ounce PenisI Ain't No Oprahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-19277946072095446712008-03-13T04:45:00.000-04:002008-03-13T04:45:00.000-04:00I'm never going to read a recipe book in the same ...I'm never going to read a recipe book in the same way again after Cake's 'penis worth' of handcream comment.<BR/><BR/>*Jayne runs off to see how many of the itmes in her home weigh the same as a penis*Jaynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00688863202525277585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-51762007567138164382008-03-12T18:29:00.000-04:002008-03-12T18:29:00.000-04:00somewhere there's a "Bushel and a Peck" jokesomewhere there's a "Bushel and a Peck" jokeTexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06662266315215108085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-59092359777904649842008-03-12T18:23:00.000-04:002008-03-12T18:23:00.000-04:00Feh! Shadow blogger indeed. The excellent pun does...Feh! Shadow blogger <I>indeed</I>. The excellent pun does not serve to mitigate the fact that you are a big ol' lazybones.Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-72037176923673252262008-03-12T15:48:00.000-04:002008-03-12T15:48:00.000-04:00Oh, and...thanks for the link! Rather than flat-o...Oh, and...<BR/><BR/>thanks for the link! Rather than flat-out say I don't have a blog, I prefer to think of myself as a shadow blogger.<BR/><BR/>-- Lamont "No Pun So Low" CranstonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-64175617341889423142008-03-12T15:45:00.000-04:002008-03-12T15:45:00.000-04:00David'z Rantz:Saw a lass in a bar once try to pull...David'z Rantz:<BR/><BR/>Saw a lass in a bar once try to pull that line on someone.<BR/><BR/>She was stopped cold by the rejoinder "How odd. I was just thinking the same thing about your boyfriend."<BR/><BR/>-- Lamont "No, It Wasn't Me -- I Still HAVE All My Teeth" CranstonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-81356504758032397952008-03-12T13:49:00.000-04:002008-03-12T13:49:00.000-04:00Dizzy Miss LezzyDizzy Miss LezzyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-38354308005711467422008-03-12T13:48:00.000-04:002008-03-12T13:48:00.000-04:00Runty RaccoonRunty RaccoonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-40021884229595219632008-03-12T13:47:00.000-04:002008-03-12T13:47:00.000-04:00When I'm 64 OuncesWhen I'm 64 OuncesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-86870248103574240902008-03-12T13:46:00.000-04:002008-03-12T13:46:00.000-04:00- I Want You (It's So Light!)- Wee Mister Mustard-...- I Want You (It's So Light!)<BR/>- Wee Mister Mustard<BR/>- Sgt Pepper's Puny Penis Club BandCakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-9007502848338253942008-03-12T13:06:00.000-04:002008-03-12T13:06:00.000-04:001) You never give me your four ounces.2) All you n...1) You never give me your four ounces.<BR/><BR/>2) All you need is four ounces of love.<BR/><BR/>3) Across the PunyverseAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-76399514907037255942008-03-12T12:34:00.000-04:002008-03-12T12:34:00.000-04:00Slip a Nut on the scale when no one is looking, yo...Slip a Nut on the scale when no one is looking, you can hit 6 ounces easy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-86045089913202796452008-03-12T11:42:00.001-04:002008-03-12T11:42:00.001-04:00The Four Ounce Penis1) You can make it sound bette...The Four Ounce Penis<BR/><BR/>1) You can make it sound better by calling it The 113.398093 Gram Penis.<BR/>2) You can make it sound worse by calling it The 1/2 Cup Penis.Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1334433948767501332008-03-12T11:42:00.000-04:002008-03-12T11:42:00.000-04:00I got chap stick (Burt's Bees), weighing in at 0.1...I got chap stick (Burt's Bees), weighing in at 0.15 ounces. I feel sorry for the poor bloke who measures up to that.Redbeard76https://www.blogger.com/profile/12894995307281466889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-67050172274597885082008-03-12T11:38:00.000-04:002008-03-12T11:38:00.000-04:00p.s.I just noticed I have a tube of handcream on m...p.s.<BR/>I just noticed I have a tube of handcream on my desk and guess how much is in it? One penis's worth. ::snicker::Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-6949748263602420342008-03-12T11:36:00.000-04:002008-03-12T11:36:00.000-04:00At four ounces, it'd have to be a postage scale fo...At four ounces, it'd have to be a postage scale for sure, Sparkle.<BR/><BR/>And when the weigh-in is done, wanna bet they start stuffing their pants with socks? And buyin' bigger cars?<BR/><BR/>Poor little guys.Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-6779024348259348722008-03-12T11:35:00.000-04:002008-03-12T11:35:00.000-04:00P.S. I meant hygienic. And I really, really meant ...P.S. I meant hygienic. And I really, really meant it.Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-17453343433331321302008-03-12T11:33:00.000-04:002008-03-12T11:33:00.000-04:001) Where does "the average human penis" live? In "...1) Where does "the average human penis" live? In "the average pair of pants" in Intercourse, Pennsylvania? <BR/>2) Is there any U.S. town or city named "Average"? Seems like there should be.<BR/>3) I betcha all of you boys sidle home tonight and flip your block and tackles up on scales--bathroom scales, postage scales, food-weighing scales--to see if this is true. Tip: If you find yourself in the produce aisle of a supermarket, be discreet. And hygenic. Please be hygenic.Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-43648307296519492822008-03-12T11:32:00.000-04:002008-03-12T11:32:00.000-04:00Whaddya call a dude with schmegma?Quarter pounder ...Whaddya call a dude with schmegma?<BR/><BR/>Quarter pounder with cheese.Redbeard76https://www.blogger.com/profile/12894995307281466889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-73027386565264786892008-03-12T11:26:00.000-04:002008-03-12T11:26:00.000-04:00Maxwell's Four Ounce HammerEasily Carry That Weigh...Maxwell's Four Ounce Hammer<BR/><BR/>Easily Carry That Weight<BR/><BR/>Let It Be Five Ounces<BR/><BR/>Norwegian Balsa Wood<BR/><BR/>I Am The Walrus CubI Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-62633960538437853902008-03-12T11:24:00.000-04:002008-03-12T11:24:00.000-04:00Now that's what I'm talking about Redbeard!Now that's what I'm talking about Redbeard!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-43698946339018551642008-03-12T11:15:00.000-04:002008-03-12T11:15:00.000-04:00Every day is penis day.Every day is penis day.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-41586911633383689402008-03-12T11:09:00.000-04:002008-03-12T11:09:00.000-04:00What is this, penis day or something?What is this, penis day or something?Redbeard76https://www.blogger.com/profile/12894995307281466889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-90342686134502244912008-03-12T10:56:00.000-04:002008-03-12T10:56:00.000-04:00Dear Anonymous:::coy wink::Dear Anonymous:<BR/><BR/>::coy wink::Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-43819249885431701112008-03-12T10:51:00.000-04:002008-03-12T10:51:00.000-04:00"All" My Loving."All" My Loving.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-21552264532327404822008-03-12T10:36:00.000-04:002008-03-12T10:36:00.000-04:00I can't wait for the Beatles songs to start raisin...I can't wait for the Beatles songs to start raising their heads around here.<BR/><BR/>No pun intended.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com