tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post3728023446666613159..comments2024-01-27T00:45:09.861-05:00Comments on I Ain't No Oprah: The National Geographic food rating system, whipped cream, and other delights. Maybe even Herb Albert.I Ain't No Oprahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-33751609337151877612008-08-13T15:20:00.000-04:002008-08-13T15:20:00.000-04:00When did the National Geographic even start coveri...When did the National Geographic even start covering this stuff? Are you sure you weren't reading your latest Modern Maturity issue? Broccoli is stupid.<BR/>------------------<BR/>This is a sure sign you should get a steak at the steakhouse. Most steakhouses charge large and mighty coin for side order veggies--so you'll be safe from all lettuce, onion, and tomato.<BR/>-------------------<BR/>Don't the boy volleyball players have awesome vertical leaps and tattoos and teammate contact and muscular, taut what-have-yous? You surprise and amaze me with your disinterest. Me: I'm despondent that I missed the Badminton. I am the best amateur Badminton player ever. Well, I used to be. And, it was just my sister and me. Nevermind.<BR/>-------------------<BR/>I love Herb Alpert. Herb Alpert is the most awesome Tijuana brassy musician ever known to mankind. Herb Alpert: Second only in hotness to Olympic Women's Volleyball. Herb Alpert: Catch the fevah...Alpert. Fevah...<BR/>------------------<BR/>And, I'm spent.Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-39294927228476238532008-08-13T12:57:00.000-04:002008-08-13T12:57:00.000-04:00Did Peaches & Herb rank higher on the Nat'...Did Peaches & Herb rank higher on the Nat'l Geo scale than just plain old Herb? <BR/><BR/>Or do the Tijuana Brass have high nutritional value? <BR/><BR/>What if they're covered in cheese?Lois Lanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11676618916033086563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-16499372263459787942008-08-13T12:07:00.000-04:002008-08-13T12:07:00.000-04:001. Broccoli is fine...smothered in cheese. If Nat...1. Broccoli is fine...smothered in cheese. If Nat Geo was a real <I>scientific</I> magazine, they'd have done their research and pointed that out.<BR/><BR/>2. Did you have a popsicle for dessert?<BR/><BR/>3. I guess you <I>really</I> aren't gay. <BR/><BR/>4. Hi Herb!Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-10082101321241486422008-08-13T12:06:00.000-04:002008-08-13T12:06:00.000-04:00Did someone say "drop dead?" Was this about Neal A...Did someone say "drop dead?" Was this about Neal Adams?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-79274323578495157552008-08-13T12:05:00.000-04:002008-08-13T12:05:00.000-04:00Herb, If you are out there, drop dead.Herb, If you are out there, drop dead.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-22519374027301311882008-08-13T12:04:00.000-04:002008-08-13T12:04:00.000-04:00Herb? Herb Alpert? Are You There? I Miss You!Herb? Herb Alpert? Are You There? I Miss You!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com