tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post3830376638389996534..comments2024-01-27T00:45:09.861-05:00Comments on I Ain't No Oprah: Barack Obama speaks with a retarded kid.I Ain't No Oprahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-38765337363806554772008-09-17T11:04:00.000-04:002008-09-17T11:04:00.000-04:00Moose Roadster PalinMoose Roadster PalinAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-38214420539052156272008-09-16T21:21:00.000-04:002008-09-16T21:21:00.000-04:00Meh, they all look the same to me.Meh, they all look the same to me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-42749216083194266472008-09-16T19:29:00.000-04:002008-09-16T19:29:00.000-04:00Since I escaped from the retarded state of Massach...Since I escaped from the retarded state of Massachusetts several years ago (to the land of sunshine and paradise) I did NOT recognize Deval Patrick! Much funnier now...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-75835288894479300812008-09-16T17:18:00.000-04:002008-09-16T17:18:00.000-04:00I'm glad someone caught that that was a pic of Dev...I'm glad someone caught that that was a pic of Deval.I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-47352023089888029612008-09-16T17:17:00.000-04:002008-09-16T17:17:00.000-04:00Good to see they're publicly admitting that Deval ...Good to see they're publicly admitting that Deval Patrick is a retarded kid. Sure answers a lot of questions....Horroruhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00088901580351690735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-47460231839323842202008-09-16T17:03:00.000-04:002008-09-16T17:03:00.000-04:00Do an amalgam...Tank Orge!Do an amalgam...Tank Orge!I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-14306049665903214082008-09-16T16:37:00.000-04:002008-09-16T16:37:00.000-04:00Yeah check it out:Real name = Tank Dent PalinBlog ...Yeah check it out:<BR/><BR/>Real name = Tank Dent Palin<BR/><BR/>Blog name = Trowel Ogre Palin<BR/><BR/>They're both so kick as I just can't choose.bacon acehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12039785574738037479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-35685946964641650002008-09-16T15:27:00.000-04:002008-09-16T15:27:00.000-04:00Yeah, if you had a son and had a crush on a man wh...Yeah, if you had a son and had a crush on a man who looked like him...that'd make you gay. And that's a lot creepier than crushing on your daughter.<BR/><BR/>No, wait, I got that wrong...oh, I'm getting all confused...<BR/><BR/>~StingerCakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-45270918657651569322008-09-16T15:10:00.000-04:002008-09-16T15:10:00.000-04:00I'm not making this up:My daughter who works at a ...I'm not making this up:<BR/><BR/>My daughter who works at a school (where town voting was taking place) just called me up and said that numerous people came up to her and said: "Has anybody ever told you that you look like Sarah Palin?"<BR/><BR/>Though now I'm creeped out that I have the hots for someone that looks like my daughter....thank god I don't have a son.I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-22876302521934152632008-09-16T15:04:00.000-04:002008-09-16T15:04:00.000-04:00IANO: Hiya, Beans!Cakie: I couldn't let yours rest...IANO: Hiya, Beans!<BR/><BR/>Cakie: I couldn't let yours rest at that--too reminiscent of a kidney stone. With variants on your blog name, you are also:<BR/>Grill Igloo Palin<BR/>Speck Backfire Palin<BR/>Stinger Assassin Palin (YEAH! VIPER GIRL!)<BR/><BR/>Lois: Engine Nighthawk is the best name ever. You are a spitfire female heroine in a postapocalyptic graphic novel. You can fix stuff and FLY! Your super-power: Knowing when mechanics cheat people and flying in to intervene!Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-87187807657069996392008-09-16T14:22:00.000-04:002008-09-16T14:22:00.000-04:00My "real' name =Taupe Armageddon PalinLois Lane =E...My "real' name =<BR/>Taupe Armageddon Palin<BR/><BR/>Lois Lane =<BR/>Engine Nighthawk Palin<BR/>(I like this one.)Lois Lanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11676618916033086563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-70417248643053011292008-09-16T14:11:00.000-04:002008-09-16T14:11:00.000-04:00Just call me:Gravel Blood Palin Ewww.Just call me:<BR/><BR/>Gravel Blood Palin <BR/><BR/>Ewww.Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-3158985061368573132008-09-16T13:54:00.000-04:002008-09-16T13:54:00.000-04:00Using the blog name I'm: Shoulder Frontier PalinJu...Using the blog name I'm: <BR/><BR/>Shoulder Frontier Palin<BR/><BR/>Just call me Beans.I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-83917584088808776482008-09-16T13:52:00.000-04:002008-09-16T13:52:00.000-04:00Beans Harpoon Palin.But just call me Beans.Beans Harpoon Palin.<BR/><BR/>But just call me Beans.I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-87856416008994209072008-09-16T13:44:00.000-04:002008-09-16T13:44:00.000-04:00Crunk Petrol Palin!(using real name)Comma Liberty ...Crunk Petrol Palin!<BR/>(using real name)<BR/><BR/>Comma Liberty Palin!<BR/>(using Sparkle--I kinda like this one)Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-12366914508171852792008-09-16T13:20:00.000-04:002008-09-16T13:20:00.000-04:00What would your name be if you were Sarah Palin's ...What would your name be if you were Sarah Palin's newest retarded kid? I bet you're dying to find out:<BR/><BR/>http://personal-space.com/script/script.phpAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-40340509678252408712008-09-16T13:15:00.000-04:002008-09-16T13:15:00.000-04:00So IANO,You're daughter is taking fashion tips fro...So IANO,<BR/>You're daughter is taking fashion tips from you? I don't know what's worse; the fact that you're giving them or the fact that she's taking them.bacon acehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12039785574738037479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-81785209476298116212008-09-16T12:52:00.000-04:002008-09-16T12:52:00.000-04:00Q: What's the difference between a hockey mom and ...Q: What's the difference between a hockey mom and David Bowie?<BR/><BR/>A: David Bowie looks better in lipstick.Lois Lanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11676618916033086563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-47261636011933454902008-09-16T12:35:00.000-04:002008-09-16T12:35:00.000-04:00Cakie: You betcha! You could pull off a 'bama. I'm...Cakie: You betcha! You could pull off a 'bama. I'm sure you'd look quite chic--unlike myself, who would no doubt resemble one of the lads in the "rec room" of "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest."<BR/><BR/>Lois: Boooooooooooooooooooots! I agree. Bowie would be a solid choice for Veep. Why don't they consult us in these matters?Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-89383394276459339602008-09-16T12:17:00.000-04:002008-09-16T12:17:00.000-04:00Bowie for VP! Bowie for VP! Bowie for VP! Booooooo...Bowie for VP! Bowie for VP! Bowie for VP! <BR/><BR/>Booooooots!Lois Lanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11676618916033086563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-20175016523888028772008-09-16T12:15:00.000-04:002008-09-16T12:15:00.000-04:00Sparkle:I'm thinking of some CHANGE...I might buzz...Sparkle:<BR/><BR/>I'm thinking of some CHANGE...I might buzz my hair off and see if I can pull off an Obama. Whattya think?Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-81825785643118134972008-09-16T12:06:00.000-04:002008-09-16T12:06:00.000-04:00IANO: Sheesh! What have you got against CHANGE, an...IANO: Sheesh! What have you got against CHANGE, anyway? The more CHANGES the merrier!<BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlNUrMf9yo0Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-90728192401714307192008-09-16T11:44:00.000-04:002008-09-16T11:44:00.000-04:00On the plus side, I imagine you've discovered amaz...On the plus side, I imagine you've discovered amazing new pointing and measuring-with-hands skills! (Just use a headband while you're "biden" your time!)Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-17357837851276011102008-09-16T11:31:00.000-04:002008-09-16T11:31:00.000-04:00I was feeling kicky this morning so I've put my ha...I was feeling kicky this morning so I've put my hair up in a Biden.<BR/><BR/>Bad idea.<BR/><BR/>I hope it all grows back soon...Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-30072415488612659302008-09-16T11:29:00.000-04:002008-09-16T11:29:00.000-04:00IDIOT SAVANT KID: BUSH DOCTRINE!PALIN: Why, I didn...IDIOT SAVANT KID: BUSH DOCTRINE!<BR/><BR/>PALIN: Why, I didn't realize he was a physician. Who is he healing?<BR/><BR/>IDIOT SAVANT KID: NO! BUSH DOCTRINE!<BR/><BR/>PALIN: I heard you, sweetheart. He's doctoring! Yaay! Good for him!Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.com