tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post3917777243351576743..comments2024-01-27T00:45:09.861-05:00Comments on I Ain't No Oprah: That President of Iran is so gayI Ain't No Oprahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-30926401759911336862007-09-28T17:46:00.000-04:002007-09-28T17:46:00.000-04:00I thought the Kurds were in IRAQ....fighting the S...I thought the Kurds were in IRAQ....fighting the Sunni-Bono's or something?<BR/><BR/>You aint Iranian.I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-70987194732918368232007-09-28T17:32:00.000-04:002007-09-28T17:32:00.000-04:00I am Iranian but I fantasize about being Not-Irani...I am Iranian but I fantasize about being Not-Iranian.<BR/><BR/>I think that makes me a Kurd.EGEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00413356156587831974noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-49805083713743289092007-09-28T15:23:00.000-04:002007-09-28T15:23:00.000-04:00Didn't Senator Larry "Spare a Square" Craig say th...Didn't Senator Larry "Spare a Square" Craig say the same thing about Idaho?<BR/><BR/>Maybe we could include, as a synonym, "Not Idahoian" alongside "Not Iranian"?<BR/><BR/>Although if Not Idahoian were alongside Not Iranian, that would be pretty Not Iranian.<BR/><BR/>-- Lamont "State of Confusion" CranstonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-11983908974444919292007-09-28T15:19:00.000-04:002007-09-28T15:19:00.000-04:00Oh.::stops preening and quickly sticks hands in po...Oh.<BR/><BR/>::stops preening and quickly sticks hands in pockets::Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-66549503248327949562007-09-28T15:18:00.000-04:002007-09-28T15:18:00.000-04:00"She Said She Said She Said She Said She Said She ..."She Said She Said She Said She Said She Said She Said She Said She Said She Said She Said"<BR/><BR/>BRILLIANT! Ha!Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-82551419836966464272007-09-28T15:17:00.000-04:002007-09-28T15:17:00.000-04:00Sparkle:All My Yapping! Jinx! You Owe me a beer!--...Sparkle:<BR/><BR/>All My Yapping! Jinx! You Owe me a beer!<BR/><BR/>-- Lamont "I said it before you did" CranstonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-54853573969380271342007-09-28T15:16:00.000-04:002007-09-28T15:16:00.000-04:00Cake:Preening is so Not Iranian.And you forgotPape...Cake:<BR/><BR/>Preening is so Not Iranian.<BR/><BR/>And you forgot<BR/><BR/>Paperyap Whiner<BR/><BR/>Yap!<BR/><BR/>Yap Naturally<BR/><BR/>All My Yapping<BR/><BR/>The Ballad of John and Yappy<BR/><BR/>Yapbird<BR/><BR/>Day Chatter<BR/><BR/>Shutting a Hole (Not!)<BR/><BR/>Happiness is a Strong Jawline<BR/><BR/>I'm Happy Just To Chat With You<BR/><BR/>I Saw Her Opining There<BR/><BR/>And, of course...<BR/><BR/>I Want You (She's So Yappy)<BR/><BR/>Among others.<BR/><BR/>-- Lamont "Props to NoOprah, This Was a Brilliant Post" CranstonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-88111070047007333122007-09-28T15:09:00.000-04:002007-09-28T15:09:00.000-04:00Okay, the Yellow Boat one is THE best. 1) All My Y...Okay, the Yellow Boat one is THE best. <BR/><BR/>1) All My Yapping<BR/>2) Chatty B. Goode<BR/>3) I Want to Tell You (no edit needed)<BR/>4) I'm Gonna Sit Right Down and Write 18,000 Words<BR/>5) Here, There, and Everyword<BR/>6) P.S. I Like You and Who Knows Maybe I Even Love You But What is Love Anyway Hey Can I Have A Cookie<BR/>7) She Said She Said She Said She Said She Said She Said She Said She Said She Said She Said<BR/><BR/>Real life? I don't talk much--I mostly making sick-cat sounding noises.<BR/><BR/>I wish maddog had a blog.Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-76895987105656858822007-09-28T14:55:00.000-04:002007-09-28T14:55:00.000-04:00What if the Beatles sang about me, Sparkle and Lam...What if the Beatles sang about me, Sparkle and Lamont?<BR/><BR/>- And Your Bird Can Yap<BR/>- Twist and Chat<BR/>- Yellow Boat That's Designed to Go Under the Water and Let People Be on it Without Drowning<BR/>- Maxwell's Silvertongued Talker<BR/>- It's a Longwinded and Winding Comment<BR/><BR/>I'm the best at making fun of myself...::preens::Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-7554996941584776762007-09-28T13:37:00.000-04:002007-09-28T13:37:00.000-04:00Dear Furry McChitChat Yappenheimer, That's okay. S...Dear Furry McChitChat Yappenheimer, <BR/><BR/>That's okay. See that it never happens again. I limit myself to only 18,000 words per post. I suggest you do the same.Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-12504238723194491852007-09-28T13:32:00.000-04:002007-09-28T13:32:00.000-04:00I just skimmed his post, Sparkle. I was too busy ...I just skimmed his post, Sparkle. I was too busy thinking about cookies to actually read it all.Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-50290434590845106112007-09-28T13:19:00.000-04:002007-09-28T13:19:00.000-04:00Dear PlentyO'Dykey McYappy,Sorry.Dear PlentyO'Dykey McYappy,<BR/><BR/>Sorry.I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-1007437256517391382007-09-28T13:12:00.000-04:002007-09-28T13:12:00.000-04:00Dear I Ain't No Oprah,From your comment on Stuck w...Dear I Ain't No Oprah,<BR/><BR/>From your comment on Stuck with a Comb's blog, I deduce that you are a non-Iranian FURRY! Plus, today you took six(6) pseudo-paragraphs to get to the point! I can't trudge through all this text. I had to have a coffee break after "Now is this just a fluke..."<BR/><BR/>Love,<BR/>Yappy PlentySparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-87997891121049996292007-09-28T12:28:00.000-04:002007-09-28T12:28:00.000-04:00It's on Not YouTube.It's on Not YouTube.I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-7512487363121075752007-09-28T12:24:00.000-04:002007-09-28T12:24:00.000-04:00Wouldn't you like to know?Wouldn't you like to know?Lois Lanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11676618916033086563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-68087107564227906592007-09-28T12:17:00.000-04:002007-09-28T12:17:00.000-04:00Weren't you Not Iranian for one wild night in coll...Weren't you Not Iranian for one wild night in college?I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-14533163719409815842007-09-28T12:05:00.000-04:002007-09-28T12:05:00.000-04:00I think the fact that no gay people live in Iran p...I think the fact that no gay people live in Iran proves one thing:<BR/><BR/>Them gay people is smart.Lois Lanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11676618916033086563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-13374774564213810272007-09-28T10:56:00.000-04:002007-09-28T10:56:00.000-04:00I had The Gay once...but then I moved to Iran and ...I had The Gay once...but then I moved to Iran and it straightened me right out!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-89618469809211802702007-09-28T10:52:00.000-04:002007-09-28T10:52:00.000-04:00So to sum up:You're yappy.So to sum up:<BR/><BR/>You're yappy.Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.com