tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post4023832246755849231..comments2024-01-27T00:45:09.861-05:00Comments on I Ain't No Oprah: Let's sum up the Oscars (even though I didn't watch)I Ain't No Oprahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-18948405525490578022008-02-26T01:57:00.000-05:002008-02-26T01:57:00.000-05:00Don't feel bad, Cousin Saul, I didn't see any of t...Don't feel bad, Cousin Saul, I didn't see <I>any</I> of the nominated films this time around. But Juno? Isn't that in Alaska? Is that the one starring Cuba Gooding, Jr., the communist?The Silver Foxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00730805376957629641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-54599465775707574122008-02-25T17:39:00.000-05:002008-02-25T17:39:00.000-05:00See You Next Tuesday!See You Next Tuesday!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-75983886992640243702008-02-25T17:10:00.000-05:002008-02-25T17:10:00.000-05:00Hey yah Syphillis...are yah hot cause I'm a-lookin...Hey yah Syphillis...are yah hot cause I'm a-lookin' for a second wife, yah know...ah can feed you n the young uns right nice, too. Specially if theys like possum.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-70346144592286313742008-02-25T14:30:00.000-05:002008-02-25T14:30:00.000-05:00I didn't get an Oscar this year, either...I'm very...I didn't get an Oscar this year, either...I'm very bitter.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-78000344005225245952008-02-25T14:29:00.000-05:002008-02-25T14:29:00.000-05:00Dear Syphillis,I have some leftover cold tea and h...Dear Syphillis,<BR/><BR/>I have some leftover cold tea and half a rice krispy square if you think that'd help? Let me know!<BR/><BR/>Love,<BR/>CakeCakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-74837099840613917742008-02-25T14:23:00.000-05:002008-02-25T14:23:00.000-05:00Dear Syphillis,just reading between the lines here...Dear Syphillis,<BR/><BR/>just reading between the lines here, but perhaps you should plan better. accidents dont just happen.<BR/><BR/>signed,<BR/><BR/>loudmouthed TexanTexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06662266315215108085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-39582874031401576632008-02-25T13:18:00.000-05:002008-02-25T13:18:00.000-05:00The only part of the Oscars worth watching:http://...The only part of the Oscars worth watching:<BR/>http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23325875/<BR/><BR/>P.S. I'm jealous, as I'd love to grab an annoyed Jennifer Garner...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-86832748740274790652008-02-25T13:03:00.000-05:002008-02-25T13:03:00.000-05:00Cake,This is not blog-spam. It's actually a cry fo...Cake,<BR/>This is not blog-spam. It's actually a cry for help. I'm just axing for some help.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-81612766268141417282008-02-25T12:31:00.000-05:002008-02-25T12:31:00.000-05:00Dear Syphillis:If there was an Oscar for Particula...Dear Syphillis:<BR/><BR/>If there was an Oscar for Particularly Hilarious Spam...you would certainly win.<BR/><BR/>Love,<BR/>CakeCakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-18101905910793193132008-02-25T11:25:00.000-05:002008-02-25T11:25:00.000-05:00I found your popular blog by accident and I need y...I found your popular blog by accident and I need your help. I am a single mom of 9 lovely children looking for help this Christmas. I work 3 jobs to provide for my kids as none of their 8 dads give me any support and I'm too proud to take them to court when they are released from prison or rehab. My youngest 4 ages 2-6 are children with simple tastes, cars, trucks, sports things and any trading cards, plus they love small pets, hamsters, gerbils, rats, fish or turtles would be great. The 4 girls Laquesha, Lasmeasha, Lapeasha and Ethel are into clothes, movies, 8 tracks and video games that they can play on their Atari. My oldest daughter 16 and sweetest 1 would rather provide presents for her 3 kids, ages 1-5 yrs old, so anything age appropriate would be great for her kids. Her father, brother, bf { yes the same man}, doesn't help out much, so she`d appreciate anything you could give. I just want to make this a great Christmas for my little ones who really deserve it. Thanks to all who can help and God Bless you all.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-60831443169687242022008-02-25T10:55:00.000-05:002008-02-25T10:55:00.000-05:00::shrinks into the corner, looking embarrassed::I ...::shrinks into the corner, looking embarrassed::<BR/><BR/>I watched the whole thing cuz Jon Stewart was really funny and I was hoping <I>Juno</I> would win cuz the star is a sweetheart of a gal from Halifax.<BR/><BR/>I know, I'm a loser.Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-6146750608737797282008-02-25T10:51:00.000-05:002008-02-25T10:51:00.000-05:00Any translucent dresses this year? I only saw the ...Any translucent dresses this year? I only saw the beginning of the show.<BR/><BR/>I never really noticed Katherine Heigl before, although I loved Knocked Up, but last night she looked positively Betty Grable-esque. (Yes that's a good thing).Redbeard76https://www.blogger.com/profile/12894995307281466889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-63603968867814093512008-02-25T10:46:00.000-05:002008-02-25T10:46:00.000-05:0021. Best dressed award went to the fool in the Arm...21. Best dressed award went to the fool in the Armani thing.<BR/><BR/>22. Worst dressed award went to the fool in the Armani thing.I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-86876401025574372402008-02-25T10:30:00.000-05:002008-02-25T10:30:00.000-05:00you Totally forgot #21 & 22.Best Dressed and Worse...you Totally forgot #21 & 22.<BR/><BR/>Best Dressed and Worse Dressed!!! Thats WHY we watch those shows to see what they're wearing. MEN!!Texhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06662266315215108085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-13645433465039645972008-02-25T10:24:00.000-05:002008-02-25T10:24:00.000-05:00It's apparent that movies are no longer made for m...It's apparent that movies are no longer made for me. I guess I'm just getting too old. This year, I had only seen one of the nominated films...( Juno...don't ask!...another "gift" to my wifey )Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-24598779115402371432008-02-25T10:22:00.000-05:002008-02-25T10:22:00.000-05:00"And the best actress oscar goes to: ( long pause)..."And the best actress oscar goes to: ( long pause) some french woman from a stupid french movie that no one saw."<BR/>Get your own awards foreign film stars!!!! Get off of our show!!! This is probably the ONLY chance our poor Hollywood celebrities will ever have to get some TV face-time!...oh wait...maybe I'm mistaken.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com