tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post5399540558675122320..comments2024-01-27T00:45:09.861-05:00Comments on I Ain't No Oprah: What to say to Trick or Treaters!!I Ain't No Oprahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-4116664263254831632009-11-01T23:56:51.499-05:002009-11-01T23:56:51.499-05:0021. Say nothing; just throw hot water on them.21. Say nothing; just throw hot water on them.The Silver Foxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00730805376957629641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-23616100986286269692009-10-31T16:05:31.318-04:002009-10-31T16:05:31.318-04:00Last year I had twelve different kids dressed as S...Last year I had twelve different kids dressed as Silver Oprah.I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-57960020962258401142009-10-31T16:03:58.563-04:002009-10-31T16:03:58.563-04:0020) "Now, who are you again, little boy? '...20) "Now, who are you again, little boy? 'Silver Oprah'?"Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-77586644961132412482009-10-31T14:17:34.436-04:002009-10-31T14:17:34.436-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-23534019658210106642009-10-31T14:16:53.034-04:002009-10-31T14:16:53.034-04:0016) "No no, don't take the Smarties...tho...16) "No no, don't take the Smarties...those are poisoned."<br /><br />17) "You're going to hell, my child, Halloween is for satanists. Tell your parents!"<br /><br />18) ::hides bag of razor blades behind back:: "Would you like a chocolate bar or lollipop?"<br /><br />19) "No, no...that's not a dog...that's a very, very hungry werewolf.*"<br /><br /><br />(*Where wolf? There wolf! There castle! ::howl::)Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-5339245280465113432009-10-31T12:45:43.253-04:002009-10-31T12:45:43.253-04:00The mashed potatoes was stlll your bestThe mashed potatoes was stlll your bestI Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-38138381896353761312009-10-31T12:34:17.426-04:002009-10-31T12:34:17.426-04:00This year the "treat" is:
a single "...This year the "treat" is:<br />a single "goldfish" cracker delivered with tongs.cousin saulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-67791810972017925672009-10-31T11:46:44.092-04:002009-10-31T11:46:44.092-04:0011) "Trick."
12) "Oh, aren't yo...11) "Trick."<br />12) "Oh, aren't you a cute little Repo Man! HEY! Step away from my car, dude!"<br />13) "Hi, sweetheart. Aren't you sweet? How 'bout a nice scoop of mac 'n cheese?"<br />14) "Okay. Explain it again to me. What is 'UNICEF'?"<br />15) "No, we don't have any candy. Sorry." <i>wife calls out from kitchen, "Give them the candy!</i> "Oh, this candy. Okay."Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-87781185360658884812009-10-31T11:36:48.222-04:002009-10-31T11:36:48.222-04:00Here Comes The Batman and The Princess.
Happiness...Here Comes The Batman and The Princess.<br /><br />Happiness Is Warm Gum<br /><br />The Ballad of Batman and The PrincessThe Beatlesnoreply@blogger.com