tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post5624904902581217794..comments2024-01-27T00:45:09.861-05:00Comments on I Ain't No Oprah: How do you like dem apples, Ted?I Ain't No Oprahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-61198625975613192242008-05-22T17:19:00.000-04:002008-05-22T17:19:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Jaynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00688863202525277585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-40571689783654433692008-05-21T17:24:00.000-04:002008-05-21T17:24:00.000-04:00I wish someone would dunk Hillary in a lake.I wish someone would dunk Hillary in a lake.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-89992376337653994062008-05-21T17:10:00.000-04:002008-05-21T17:10:00.000-04:00In a statement, President Bush said, “Ted Kennedy ...In a statement, President Bush said, “Ted Kennedy is a man of tremendous courage...”<BR/><BR/>In a related story, Mary Jo said, "Bush just lied AGAIN!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-60986207191071724332008-05-21T14:49:00.001-04:002008-05-21T14:49:00.001-04:00Am not. I'm in your bathroom trying to get this d...Am not. I'm in your bathroom trying to get this damn water out of my ears.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-33050917779859678602008-05-21T14:49:00.000-04:002008-05-21T14:49:00.000-04:00In Canada, that would be Mary Jou...And you'd be I...In Canada, that would be Mary <I>Jou</I>...<BR/><BR/>And you'd be IANOU!!!The Silver Foxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00730805376957629641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-7392396787670488702008-05-21T14:44:00.000-04:002008-05-21T14:44:00.000-04:00The ghost of Mary Jo?The ghost of Mary Jo?I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-39847463635895589712008-05-21T14:35:00.000-04:002008-05-21T14:35:00.000-04:00Gee, Cake, don't you mean I spelled it "wroung?"An...Gee, Cake, don't you mean I spelled it "wro<B>u</B>ng?"<BR/><BR/>And if you're <I>here</I>, who the hell's sleeping on my couch?The Silver Foxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00730805376957629641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-72054332107673200732008-05-21T14:30:00.000-04:002008-05-21T14:30:00.000-04:00Maybe the tumor is the GOOD kind of tumor?Maybe the tumor is the GOOD kind of tumor?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-4745240057462844102008-05-21T14:27:00.000-04:002008-05-21T14:27:00.000-04:00Dear David'Z:You spelled "fibre" wrong.::points an...Dear David'Z:<BR/><BR/>You spelled "fibre" wrong.<BR/><BR/>::points and laughs::Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-13415893053133700362008-05-21T14:24:00.000-04:002008-05-21T14:24:00.000-04:00CAKE: Poor Cake. Everybody makes fun of you. Even ...CAKE: Poor Cake. Everybody makes fun of you. Even you. Tell you what: Make fun of me, I can take it.<BR/><BR/>IANO: Sorry, the only things I'm biting today are books.<BR/><BR/>And is there any truth to the rumor (sorry, "rumour") that eating other people's tumours is good for you? Like, maybe there's lotsa protein or fiber in them?<BR/><BR/>Sorry, gotta run. The kid next door won't stop screaming. I have to find my baseball bat...The Silver Foxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00730805376957629641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-40811716994138056492008-05-21T14:10:00.000-04:002008-05-21T14:10:00.000-04:00Dear Davidz Rantz,Bite my tumor sized middle finge...Dear Davidz Rantz,<BR/><BR/>Bite my tumor sized middle finger.I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-49555804553797315962008-05-21T14:09:00.000-04:002008-05-21T14:09:00.000-04:00Mr. RantZ:Sometimes I get tired of making fun of m...Mr. RantZ:<BR/><BR/>Sometimes I get tired of making fun of <I>myself</I>, what can I say?<BR/><BR/>p.s.<BR/>We have an excess of "U"'s up here...want that I should send you a shipment?Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-16205387658372999782008-05-21T13:58:00.000-04:002008-05-21T13:58:00.000-04:00While I was at a diner eating breakfast, a young w...While I was at a diner eating breakfast, a young woman who'd just left the restaurant got hit by another car as she was leaving the parking lot. Sorry you guys missed it. You would have enjoyed it. *<I>ahem</I>*<BR/><BR/>P.S. to Cake: You Canadians even put the "U" in "tumour" like you do with "flavour," "honour," "harbour," etc.? When you write a phrase like "feast or famine" do you spell "or" O-U-R?The Silver Foxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00730805376957629641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-70993557927385192752008-05-21T12:30:00.000-04:002008-05-21T12:30:00.000-04:00Or maybe something like frog eggs and when they cu...Or maybe something like frog eggs and when they cut into his skull, all these little beasties will jump out, free at last, free at last!Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-75642365241683402772008-05-21T12:07:00.000-04:002008-05-21T12:07:00.000-04:00It's actually a huge glob of mercury that he got w...It's actually a huge glob of mercury that he got while he spent the hours and hours in the water trying to save Mary Jo.I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-25085128447254369992008-05-21T11:42:00.000-04:002008-05-21T11:42:00.000-04:00I hope they look more carefully at his brain and d...I hope they look more carefully at his brain and discover it's actually not a tumour but, instead, the remnants of an unborn sibling. That'd be pretty cool.Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-39560398190809824732008-05-21T11:14:00.000-04:002008-05-21T11:14:00.000-04:00Maybe it's not a tumah!Maybe it's not a tumah!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com