tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post5813755159310426093..comments2024-01-27T00:45:09.861-05:00Comments on I Ain't No Oprah: Happy New Year.I Ain't No Oprahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-36823495302635782162009-01-01T11:01:00.000-05:002009-01-01T11:01:00.000-05:00HAPPY NEW YEAR TO COUSIN SAUL'S BLOG!HAPPY NEW YEAR TO COUSIN SAUL'S BLOG!Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-51229753664463888052008-12-31T21:56:00.000-05:002008-12-31T21:56:00.000-05:00Happy New Year ya crazy drunk.Happy New Year ya crazy drunk.bacon acehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12039785574738037479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-6571854426943532662008-12-31T16:06:00.000-05:002008-12-31T16:06:00.000-05:00I can't believe you've been making up fake stories...I can't believe you've been making up fake stories about your son dying just so folks will read your blog.<BR/><BR/>Is this what The Internet hath wrought?I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-40570801259698151392008-12-31T15:51:00.000-05:002008-12-31T15:51:00.000-05:00Honda Accord?...Honda Accord??!!! Oh...(bawl, snif...Honda Accord?...Honda Accord??!!! Oh...(bawl, sniff, sniff) My boy....oh, my dear baby boy!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-27517748823107219622008-12-31T15:28:00.000-05:002008-12-31T15:28:00.000-05:00Cousin Saul posted more chapters on his blog!? My...Cousin Saul posted more chapters on his blog!? My god!<BR/><BR/>*runs off madly to read it*Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-90575273886924468162008-12-31T15:12:00.000-05:002008-12-31T15:12:00.000-05:00I'm just glad you ain't paying insurance on that H...I'm just glad you ain't paying insurance on that Honda Accord anymore.<BR/><BR/>That must have made you happy, huh?<BR/><BR/>Huh?<BR/><BR/>Hello??<BR/><BR/>Saul???I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-68240789053934971982008-12-31T15:05:00.000-05:002008-12-31T15:05:00.000-05:00My New Years resolution is to post more chapters o...My New Years resolution is to post more chapters of my blog (like I did the other day)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-54044386671461541862008-12-31T13:16:00.000-05:002008-12-31T13:16:00.000-05:00- Twist and Lose Weight- All You Need's a Gym- You...- Twist and Lose Weight<BR/>- All You Need's a Gym<BR/>- You Know my Name (Look up my Weight)<BR/>- New Brown Shoes<BR/>- I Want to Stub out Your Cigarette<BR/>- Fatty in the Sky with WeightwatchersAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-8025234498759396562008-12-31T13:14:00.000-05:002008-12-31T13:14:00.000-05:00I see the lunatics have been set loose from the as...I see the lunatics have been set loose from the asylum in time for New Year's Eve...Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-69324305814167383952008-12-31T12:00:00.000-05:002008-12-31T12:00:00.000-05:00I work all the time for you people, and I don't ge...I work all the time for you people, and I don't get one red cent.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-49674753771766988852008-12-31T11:58:00.000-05:002008-12-31T11:58:00.000-05:00I wish I had three more of me.I wish I had three more of me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-59973645676127696882008-12-31T11:46:00.000-05:002008-12-31T11:46:00.000-05:00Thread me! Wax me! Pluck me! Prune me! Weed-wack m...Thread me! Wax me! Pluck me! Prune me! Weed-wack me!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-21704134354859762862008-12-31T11:45:00.000-05:002008-12-31T11:45:00.000-05:00I resolve not to be made.I resolve not to be made.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-80030448660969138552008-12-31T11:44:00.000-05:002008-12-31T11:44:00.000-05:00Look at me! I'm all unique! I'm special! There's n...Look at me! I'm all unique! I'm special! There's nothing else quite like me!<BR/><BR/>Aieee! I'm melting...melting...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-53200961932455124562008-12-31T11:43:00.000-05:002008-12-31T11:43:00.000-05:00I did not have relations with that pastry and I do...I did not have relations with that pastry and I do NOT have any New Year's resolutions. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Captain Caveman!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-71176706103016306972008-12-31T11:42:00.000-05:002008-12-31T11:42:00.000-05:00Hey! I don't cause cancer! I just like to dig in t...Hey! I don't cause cancer! I just like to dig in the ground!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-50906909140340578812008-12-31T11:36:00.000-05:002008-12-31T11:36:00.000-05:00Yes, I am cancer.Yes, I am cancer.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-9385272913617714352008-12-31T11:19:00.000-05:002008-12-31T11:19:00.000-05:00I resolve to kick your sorry butt sometime in 2009...I resolve to kick your sorry butt sometime in 2009.<BR/><BR/>Better?Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-44714319592563994642008-12-31T11:11:00.000-05:002008-12-31T11:11:00.000-05:00I didn't say ALL fat people make resolutions.I sai...I didn't say ALL fat people make resolutions.<BR/><BR/>I said: Most folks that make resolutions are fat.<BR/><BR/>Dig?<BR/><BR/>(You might want to make a resolution.)I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-34984124961223965362008-12-31T11:05:00.000-05:002008-12-31T11:05:00.000-05:00Well, how about that...I'm not fat. This is the b...Well, how about that...I'm not fat. This is the best New Year's Eve EVER!Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.com