tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post625696753521455969..comments2024-01-27T00:45:09.861-05:00Comments on I Ain't No Oprah: Another scientific studyI Ain't No Oprahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-34871994609279230052007-05-15T14:22:00.000-04:002007-05-15T14:22:00.000-04:00IANO, baby, you never return my calls. Is it the ...IANO, baby, you never return my calls. Is it the big socks? Are they a turnoff?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-43373286035397573552007-05-15T10:24:00.000-04:002007-05-15T10:24:00.000-04:00So does Hillary Clinton...and all her clothes are ...So does Hillary Clinton...and all her clothes are dry-clean only, too.<BR/><BR/>(NoOprah's head just exploded.)Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-69587349524971783292007-05-14T21:26:00.000-04:002007-05-14T21:26:00.000-04:00Nancy Pelosi reads 30 comic books a week.Then she ...Nancy Pelosi reads 30 comic books a week.<BR/><BR/>Then she gives them to underprivileged orphans.<BR/><BR/>On her way to the dry cleaner.<BR/><BR/>-- Lamont CranstonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-28096614302319794832007-05-14T18:38:00.000-04:002007-05-14T18:38:00.000-04:00Nah. I'm not worried about it.The fact that I'm a ...Nah. I'm not worried about it.<BR/><BR/>The fact that I'm a girl who reads comic books automatically makes me hot.Lois Lanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11676618916033086563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-17628963283782829612007-05-14T16:15:00.000-04:002007-05-14T16:15:00.000-04:00According to science (NoOprahology) you should sto...According to science (NoOprahology) you should stop.bacon acehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12039785574738037479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-84522619592349791002007-05-14T15:43:00.000-04:002007-05-14T15:43:00.000-04:00Hey! I've used that laundromat on occasion.Hey! I've used that laundromat on occasion.Lois Lanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11676618916033086563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-60369297365959920612007-05-14T15:13:00.000-04:002007-05-14T15:13:00.000-04:00If my clothes are all machine washable, but I have...If my clothes are all machine washable, but I have my BODY dry cleaned, what will that do for my hotness level?<BR/><BR/>-- Lamont "light starch" CranstonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-73287670228187792082007-05-14T14:42:00.000-04:002007-05-14T14:42:00.000-04:00::examines clothes tags::Oh no, they're all machin...::examines clothes tags::<BR/><BR/>Oh no, they're all machine-washable. What does that say about my hotness level!? Crap!<BR/><BR/>::rushes off to schedule a makeover::Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-52540464466452369462007-05-14T13:47:00.000-04:002007-05-14T13:47:00.000-04:00And what scientific discipline is it that studies ...And what scientific discipline is it that studies such thing NoOprah? Boobology?bacon acehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12039785574738037479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-11078044303798168612007-05-14T13:46:00.000-04:002007-05-14T13:46:00.000-04:00Yeesh, there were a ton of fuglies at that laundro...Yeesh, there were a ton of fuglies at that laundromat weren't there? I'll have to check your findings this weekend. Uh.. for science. yeah that's it science.bacon acehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12039785574738037479noreply@blogger.com