tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post6720232935830775005..comments2024-01-27T00:45:09.861-05:00Comments on I Ain't No Oprah: A Vote For Hilllary Is A Vote For HitlerI Ain't No Oprahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-24377383877303638482008-01-09T19:13:00.000-05:002008-01-09T19:13:00.000-05:00nooprah,Lay off Chelsea. She looks great.The fortu...nooprah,<BR/><BR/>Lay off Chelsea. She looks great.<BR/><BR/>The fortune cookie I read the other day said "He that sounds like Rush will begin to look like Rush." Just a fair warning. <BR/><BR/>I was a mere mile from Bill yesterday but his visit was a "suprise" so I had no idea. MAN am I bummed out. I SO wanted to give him a kiss. The French kind. <BR/><BR/>JuanitaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-55857424041168501722008-01-09T11:04:00.000-05:002008-01-09T11:04:00.000-05:00What if the Beatles wrote about how happy IANO is ...What if the Beatles wrote about how happy IANO is that Hillary won NH?<BR/><BR/>- Twisting and Shouting for Joy<BR/>- Dizzy Miss NoOpie<BR/>- Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except NoOprah and His Love for Hillary (okay, that's a reach)<BR/>- Obama-la-di, Obama-la-bye!Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-81564925955428326192008-01-09T10:55:00.000-05:002008-01-09T10:55:00.000-05:00::waits eagerly for the blog about how Hillary won...::waits eagerly for the blog about how Hillary won NH and NoOprah's giddy as a schoolgirl::Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-83348251276328084662008-01-08T18:03:00.000-05:002008-01-08T18:03:00.000-05:00I think Saul needs a title, too."Minister in Charg...I think Saul needs a title, too.<BR/><BR/>"Minister in Charge of the Beatles Game" sounds good to me, whattya think?Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-27307714866854999852008-01-08T17:06:00.001-05:002008-01-08T17:06:00.001-05:00And he has a secretary named Lincoln.And he has a secretary named Lincoln.I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-62927893006592663862008-01-08T17:06:00.000-05:002008-01-08T17:06:00.000-05:00Lamont got 'friendly' with the Clintons and myster...Lamont got 'friendly' with the Clintons and mysteriously vanished.I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-76785402348734377782008-01-08T16:22:00.000-05:002008-01-08T16:22:00.000-05:00how bout in charge of the baseball players???? yah...how bout in charge of the baseball players???? yah :)<BR/><BR/>i should be the ambassador to the country of TexasTexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06662266315215108085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-65723712507658782682008-01-08T16:19:00.000-05:002008-01-08T16:19:00.000-05:00Hey...no cabinet position for Lamont?...Where is L...Hey...no cabinet position for Lamont?...Where is Lamont, by the way?!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-17650532119751608232008-01-08T16:06:00.000-05:002008-01-08T16:06:00.000-05:00Tex: Special Assistant in Charge of Baseball?Maybe...Tex: Special Assistant in Charge of Baseball?<BR/><BR/>Maybe?<BR/><BR/>(Hey, do I get a fancy new house, car, and driver with my new title?)Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-13570026609164291312008-01-08T15:38:00.000-05:002008-01-08T15:38:00.000-05:00hey What am I??? I wanna servehey What am I??? I wanna serveTexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06662266315215108085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-42799000239759231262008-01-08T15:32:00.000-05:002008-01-08T15:32:00.000-05:00Clinky: Secretary of CryptozoologyClinky: Secretary of Cryptozoologybacon acehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12039785574738037479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-20269116214347968952008-01-08T15:29:00.000-05:002008-01-08T15:29:00.000-05:00I humbly accept your nomination. I'll need good p...I humbly accept your nomination. I'll need good people in my administration so here goes:<BR/><BR/>Sparkle: Speechwriter<BR/>IANO: Secretary of War (no not of State let's call it what it actually is)<BR/>Cake: Embassador to Canada (cushy job)<BR/>Lois Lane: Secretary of Information<BR/><BR/>Fill in the rest.bacon acehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12039785574738037479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-44430062109246265632008-01-08T14:58:00.000-05:002008-01-08T14:58:00.000-05:00Yarrrr.... someone call for a pirate? I'll get my ...Yarrrr.... someone call for a pirate? I'll get my monkey butlers on the case.Redbeard76https://www.blogger.com/profile/12894995307281466889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-34778239580131754092008-01-08T14:51:00.000-05:002008-01-08T14:51:00.000-05:00So to sum up yet some more:Bacon Ace is running fo...So to sum up yet some more:<BR/><BR/>Bacon Ace is running for president and his VP is going to be a pirate monkey wearing a tinfoil hat, and his totem animal is the pot-bellied pig?Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-5270854072468873672008-01-08T14:36:00.000-05:002008-01-08T14:36:00.000-05:00Sparkle: Oh, I dunno. It's after 1 p.m., so honest...Sparkle: Oh, I dunno. It's after 1 p.m., so honestly, I'm kinda drunk. Whatever he wants to do, I'll vote for him. And his little monkey pirate sidekick too.Lois Lanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11676618916033086563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-49900742239082960592008-01-08T14:28:00.000-05:002008-01-08T14:28:00.000-05:00wait if Bacon Ace is going to run for Prez...what ...wait if Bacon Ace is going to run for Prez...what is his party animal representative going to be? <BR/><BR/>a pig? potbellied pig?Texhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06662266315215108085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-82797030241351567732008-01-08T14:12:00.000-05:002008-01-08T14:12:00.000-05:00Bacon Ace! Long Mojo Silver! I like it!Wait, Lois:...Bacon Ace! Long Mojo Silver! I like it!<BR/><BR/>Wait, Lois: Are you voting for Bacon Ace as a party animal or for president? Ah, hey. I'd go with either one.<BR/><BR/>Llamas and ferrets. Both solid choices.Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-78554056812887270322008-01-08T13:56:00.000-05:002008-01-08T13:56:00.000-05:00i like llamas and ferrets myself. with little tinf...i like llamas and ferrets myself. with little tinfoil hats to ward off the bad spirits.Texhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06662266315215108085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-47024657159530684042008-01-08T13:52:00.000-05:002008-01-08T13:52:00.000-05:00Now there's a guy who can faciliate change.I vote ...Now there's a guy who can faciliate change.<BR/><BR/>I vote for Bacon Ace!Lois Lanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11676618916033086563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-40108163809922798732008-01-08T13:19:00.000-05:002008-01-08T13:19:00.000-05:00Ladies ladies don't fight. We can have a monkey p...Ladies ladies don't fight. We can have a monkey pirate.bacon acehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12039785574738037479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-65890876005833246222008-01-08T13:12:00.000-05:002008-01-08T13:12:00.000-05:00Hilllary is going downHilllary is going downTexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06662266315215108085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-19002031423390187502008-01-08T11:57:00.000-05:002008-01-08T11:57:00.000-05:00"Change.""Change."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-44239917960989512742008-01-08T11:54:00.000-05:002008-01-08T11:54:00.000-05:00To sum up some more:Lois beat me to the comment I ...To sum up some more:<BR/><BR/>Lois beat me to the comment I was gonna make by almost an hour.Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-85652145479809889312008-01-08T11:52:00.000-05:002008-01-08T11:52:00.000-05:00YEAH! A monkey is a great idea, Lois. And the peng...YEAH! A monkey is a great idea, Lois. And the penguins would be stylin'. But, hey! How about pirates? Who doesn't like pirates? Wouldn't that make conventions much more fun? Or maybe a gecko and a meerkat? Or a porcupine and an armadillo? I'm just saying it's time for a change...think outside the box.Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-30534744472490624092008-01-08T11:35:00.000-05:002008-01-08T11:35:00.000-05:001) What kind of trailer would you pick? I'd pick a...1) What kind of trailer would you pick? I'd pick an airstream, but the holiday rambler has many positive attributes as well.<BR/>2) Would it be a long, long trailer like Lucy and Desi had? 'cause that was kinda cool--if unwieldy on the turns.<BR/>3) Would you make little curtains for your trailer? I would! Ooh!<BR/>4) Oh, wait. Politics. We're talking politics. I'm SO bored of donkeys and elephants. What should the new party animals be? I'd take that little Geico gecko for the democrats. He won't actually be president, so it's okay he's British.Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.com