tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post7132106122193934059..comments2024-01-27T00:45:09.861-05:00Comments on I Ain't No Oprah: Bloody Massacre at Rampage U.I Ain't No Oprahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-73493648076841898962007-04-17T22:00:00.000-04:002007-04-17T22:00:00.000-04:00So, like I'm a furriner, OK?I'm not really up on y...So, like I'm a furriner, OK?<BR/>I'm not really up on your laws and stuff.<BR/><BR/>Is it Amendment 2A or something that says "The right of South Koreans to bear arms shall not be impinged?"<BR/><BR/>And what is it with this SOUTH Korea business? I thought the NORTH Koreans hated you guys.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-15263435219160769292007-04-17T15:20:00.000-04:002007-04-17T15:20:00.000-04:00Cake:Quentin Tarantino is a MUCH better director t...Cake:<BR/><BR/>Quentin Tarantino is a MUCH better director than Robert Rodriguez -- but there were enough little jokes and winks to 1970s schlock films in both that neither dragged. Pacing on both was pretty good.<BR/><BR/>And yes, "Death Proof" was a much, much better movie. It even had a reference to the Charles Bronson stinker "Telefon", which I saw... in the movies.<BR/><BR/>Seeing "Grindhouse" was an excuse to bond with my kid bruddah (I'm 39, he's 23.) Because nothing says "fraternal bonding" like two men spending three hours in a darkened movie theater ignoring each other.<BR/><BR/>As for the television: One of my closest friends is moving in with her fiancee, and has threatened to give me a television. I'm thinking about scooping out the insides, sealing all the cracks with candle wax, and using it to store tropical fish.<BR/><BR/>If there must be an intervention, let it be for the television set. Not me.<BR/><BR/>-- Lamont CranstonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-36365779101962599622007-04-17T14:11:00.000-04:002007-04-17T14:11:00.000-04:00Lamont:I liked the second movie a LOT better than ...Lamont:<BR/><BR/>I liked the second movie a LOT better than the first one...ya gotta love (to hate) Kurt Russell's character. Plus Tarantino really knows how to write.<BR/><BR/>p.s.<BR/>So you don't own a tv but you do go to movies? Good. I was getting a little worried about you...was thinking of arranging an intervention.Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-3894928251011311102007-04-17T13:18:00.000-04:002007-04-17T13:18:00.000-04:00Grindhouse at Virginia TechGrindhouse at Virginia TechAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-36781635802859969342007-04-17T12:58:00.000-04:002007-04-17T12:58:00.000-04:00By the way -- not that you asked, or anything -- b...By the way -- not that you asked, or anything -- but Quentin Tarantino/Robert Rodriguez's new movie "Grindhouse" is three hours of empty-headed popcorn mega-fun.<BR/><BR/>Turn off your mind, pay your money and be prepared for a really good time, with no pretensions.<BR/><BR/>And don't forget to talk to the screen.<BR/><BR/>-- Lamont CranstonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-27115217191963168972007-04-17T12:45:00.000-04:002007-04-17T12:45:00.000-04:00Democrats actually blame Bush for Virginia as a wh...Democrats actually blame Bush for Virginia as a whole, and sod the candles.<BR/><BR/>-- Lamont CranstonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-80175401960505144182007-04-17T11:46:00.000-04:002007-04-17T11:46:00.000-04:00Well it IS Bushy's fault. They needed more candle...Well it IS Bushy's fault. They needed more candles for the Iraqis vigils so he shipped 'em all over there. <BR/><BR/>I'm surprised you didn't see that on CNN...keep up, wouldja?Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-77658215285583305452007-04-17T11:30:00.000-04:002007-04-17T11:30:00.000-04:00Democrats are now blaming Bush for the lack of can...Democrats are now blaming Bush for the lack of candles in Virginia.I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-46514196923543433962007-04-17T11:22:00.000-04:002007-04-17T11:22:00.000-04:00Wax on, wax off!-- Lamont CranstonWax on, wax off!<BR/><BR/>-- Lamont CranstonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com