tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post7158565943320240242..comments2024-01-27T00:45:09.861-05:00Comments on I Ain't No Oprah: I almost had a car accident.I Ain't No Oprahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-82195533553249472602007-03-01T18:02:00.000-05:002007-03-01T18:02:00.000-05:00Ow! Hey!Why is there butterscotch pudding in my ea...Ow! Hey!<BR/><BR/>Why is there butterscotch pudding in my ears?Lois Lanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11676618916033086563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-7872051808287354942007-03-01T17:24:00.000-05:002007-03-01T17:24:00.000-05:00ewww Butterscotch pudding is disgusting!!!::throws...ewww Butterscotch pudding is disgusting!!!<BR/><BR/>::throws up in mouth::Roger the Shrubberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06800168976843218132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-85795267203829729232007-03-01T16:51:00.000-05:002007-03-01T16:51:00.000-05:00*points*It's NoOprah and Roger! Get 'em!*points*<BR/><BR/>It's NoOprah and Roger! Get 'em!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-73001804970060169342007-03-01T16:40:00.000-05:002007-03-01T16:40:00.000-05:00Oh, very well.::hands over a $1 bill::Oh, very well.<BR/><BR/>::hands over a $1 bill::Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-23890022687544537722007-03-01T16:39:00.001-05:002007-03-01T16:39:00.001-05:00Where's my $1?Where's my $1?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-55496845460422240812007-03-01T16:39:00.000-05:002007-03-01T16:39:00.000-05:00Who is it, Rat? C'mon, tell us.Who is it, Rat? C'mon, tell us.Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-47416463754673883142007-03-01T15:52:00.000-05:002007-03-01T15:52:00.000-05:00I loooooove butterscotch.But I know at least two p...I loooooove butterscotch.<BR/><BR/>But I know at least two people who don't...for $1, I'll rat 'em out.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-12372815127335858662007-03-01T15:44:00.000-05:002007-03-01T15:44:00.000-05:00I had a dream that my four children were living in...I had a dream that my four children were living in a nation where they were not judged by the content of their skin, but by the color of their pudding.<BR/><BR/>Those that didn't like butterscotch were sold for medical experiments.<BR/><BR/>-- Lamont CranstonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-58920855235427987502007-03-01T14:23:00.000-05:002007-03-01T14:23:00.000-05:00I had a dream that giant puddings had taken over t...I had a dream that giant puddings had taken over the governments of Canada and the United States.<BR/><BR/>Oh, wait...Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-7399457920282948732007-03-01T12:08:00.000-05:002007-03-01T12:08:00.000-05:00I had a dream I smacked Lois upside the head and p...I had a dream I smacked Lois upside the head and pudding ran out of her ears.<BR/><BR/>And the sockets her wings used to be.I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-23663661115583276752007-03-01T11:56:00.000-05:002007-03-01T11:56:00.000-05:00I had a dream pudding with wings wrote a blog abou...I had a dream pudding with wings wrote a blog about baseball and then I fell asleep in the dream because I don't like numbers and then I got hit in the head with a baseball and passed out while I was asleep in my dream and the car swerved because the pudding didn't know how to drive and...<BR/><BR/>Wait. Where am I? This isn't Weather.com...Lois Lanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11676618916033086563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-33485452009824247072007-03-01T11:28:00.000-05:002007-03-01T11:28:00.000-05:00I almost had a dream that you posted about the dre...I almost had a dream that you posted about the dream I almost had about you blogging about an accident you almost had and...<BR/><BR/>Oh never mind.<BR/><BR/>Now I want pudding!Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-58217459202465045732007-03-01T11:21:00.000-05:002007-03-01T11:21:00.000-05:00I almost had a dream you posted about an accident ...I almost had a dream you posted about an accident that didn't happen.<BR/><BR/>And you had wings.<BR/><BR/>and pudding.I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-18856494098141528652007-03-01T11:08:00.000-05:002007-03-01T11:08:00.000-05:00I had this dream where you blogged about how you a...I had this dream where you blogged about how you almost had a car accident...I woke up yawning.Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-64819891686225354392007-03-01T10:53:00.000-05:002007-03-01T10:53:00.000-05:00I almost got pregnant with Jesus, but God picked t...I almost got pregnant with Jesus, but God picked the other chick. Muttered something about cankles. Omniscient, divine beings! They're ALL alike!<BR/><BR/>(Glad you didn't get all road killy. Mighta messed your hair up.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com