tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post7187223141096458953..comments2024-01-27T00:45:09.861-05:00Comments on I Ain't No Oprah: True story, swear to god.I Ain't No Oprahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-91194290602195217582008-01-16T16:09:00.000-05:002008-01-16T16:09:00.000-05:00Leave My Kitten Alone (Needs no modification)Marth...Leave My Kitten Alone (Needs no modification)<BR/><BR/>Martha My Dear (Needs no modification)<BR/><BR/>Baby's in Bark<BR/><BR/>Ballad of John and Barko<BR/><BR/>Dog a Pony<BR/><BR/>And Your Breed Can Sing<BR/><BR/>Helter Shelter<BR/><BR/>Being for the Benefit of Mr. Bite<BR/><BR/>I Saw Her Scratching There<BR/><BR/>When I'm 13 (In Dog Years, That's 64)<BR/><BR/>Norwegian Woof (Mmm, Swedish Erodoga!)<BR/><BR/>I've Just Sniffed a Faeces<BR/><BR/>You Really Got a Bite On Me<BR/><BR/>Hey Bulldy- er, dog<BR/><BR/>Pleasing Mr. Postman (Can go here, can go under "What If The Beatles Sang About Porn?" In fact, so can "The Continuing Sodomy of Bungalow Bill." Whee!)<BR/><BR/>-- Lamont "And I'm Available for Pet-Sitting, Too!" CranstonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-86918794596439102962008-01-16T15:49:00.001-05:002008-01-16T15:49:00.001-05:00It figures that a post about bestiality would brin...It figures that a post about bestiality would bring out someone called "madaboutdogs."<BR/><BR/>What?<BR/><BR/>Oh.<BR/><BR/>Umm, sorry maddog!Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-42320725799534512052008-01-16T15:49:00.000-05:002008-01-16T15:49:00.000-05:00Cake beat me to it.I was going to say absolutely, ...Cake beat me to it.<BR/><BR/>I was going to say absolutely, positively, that NoOprah's puppy was the best.<BR/><BR/>And I still do, for I have the ring of objectivity around me.<BR/><BR/>No, wait, that's just ringworm...<BR/><BR/>-- Lamont "Canine Distemper" CranstonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-50331441318719366712008-01-16T15:40:00.000-05:002008-01-16T15:40:00.000-05:00Unless of course, Wifey finished her statement by ...Unless of course, Wifey finished her statement by saying, ''cause that's our thing.'' As she attempted to hide the jar of peanut butter she was carrying.maddoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02762245498706333930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-79832604805075363932008-01-16T14:57:00.000-05:002008-01-16T14:57:00.000-05:00Her name is Lily and he got her from Mexico.Her name is Lily and he got her from Mexico.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-33470014979643815722008-01-16T14:50:00.000-05:002008-01-16T14:50:00.000-05:00No Oprah has a puppy!What is his name?Where did he...No Oprah has a puppy!<BR/><BR/>What is his name?<BR/><BR/>Where did he get the puppy?Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-62909343325399049792008-01-16T14:16:00.000-05:002008-01-16T14:16:00.000-05:00I Wanna Lick Your "Hand"Happiness Is A Warm Tongue...I Wanna Lick Your "Hand"<BR/><BR/>Happiness Is A Warm Tongue<BR/><BR/>Lick It To Ride<BR/><BR/>The Drool On The "Hill"I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-307099930438392662008-01-16T14:14:00.000-05:002008-01-16T14:14:00.000-05:00yuck.yuck.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-20014880558720248452008-01-16T14:00:00.000-05:002008-01-16T14:00:00.000-05:00(Well, a mental shower, anyways, since I'm at work...(Well, a mental shower, anyways, since I'm at work and they would frown at me showering in my office...I think.)Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-68648400096032587322008-01-16T13:45:00.000-05:002008-01-16T13:45:00.000-05:00- We All Live For a Yellow Labrador- He Came in Th...- We All Live For a Yellow Labrador<BR/>- He Came in Through...<BR/><BR/>No, I just can't do this, never mind.<BR/><BR/>::goes to take a shower::Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-40840146799351562422008-01-16T13:39:00.000-05:002008-01-16T13:39:00.000-05:00The Long and Winding Dog Hole (or something)The Long and Winding Dog Hole (or something)Jaynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00688863202525277585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-77548769147828358762008-01-16T13:34:00.000-05:002008-01-16T13:34:00.000-05:00What if the Beatles sang about bestiality?-Back in...What if the Beatles sang about bestiality?<BR/><BR/>-Back in the D.O.G.G.Y.<BR/>-Love me Rover<BR/>-Mean Mr. Animal Warden<BR/>-Happiness is a Warm GreyhoundAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-8236525024859015212008-01-16T13:32:00.000-05:002008-01-16T13:32:00.000-05:00JED! Y'all told me yed stopped visitationing the ...JED! Y'all told me yed stopped visitationing the sheeps! Goldarn it, man, yah know I's ain't competin' with no ewwwwe. Y'all be sleepin' in the truck come nighttime and see if ya don't.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-48875394121540069422008-01-16T13:28:00.000-05:002008-01-16T13:28:00.000-05:00I's loves me some sheep.I's loves me some sheep.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-47039954960498366142008-01-16T13:23:00.000-05:002008-01-16T13:23:00.000-05:00Okay, well at least we now know why IANO thinks hi...Okay, well at least we now know why IANO thinks his puppy is the best.<BR/><BR/>And let us never speak of this again.Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-30143880402774237362008-01-16T13:04:00.001-05:002008-01-16T13:04:00.001-05:00Hang on... A tip for you:If not then you need to s...Hang on... <BR/><BR/>A tip for you:<BR/><BR/>If not then you need to smear on a different brand of dog food. That should do it.Jaynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00688863202525277585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-15114785028128534242008-01-16T13:04:00.000-05:002008-01-16T13:04:00.000-05:00Ixnay on the eanutpay utterbay.Ixnay on the eanutpay utterbay.Redbeard76https://www.blogger.com/profile/12894995307281466889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-42817966181624586602008-01-16T13:02:00.000-05:002008-01-16T13:02:00.000-05:00Well, was she?Well, was she?Jaynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00688863202525277585noreply@blogger.com