tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post7210547969399573218..comments2024-01-27T00:45:09.861-05:00Comments on I Ain't No Oprah: Homegrown terrorismI Ain't No Oprahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-60059881954274097792007-08-16T17:54:00.000-04:002007-08-16T17:54:00.000-04:00Uh-oh. I think I overlooked something important to...Uh-oh. I think I overlooked something important today:<BR/><BR/>1) Sgt. Puka's Lonely Heart Club Band<BR/>2) Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me and My HarveySparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-31745689603205738022007-08-16T15:51:00.000-04:002007-08-16T15:51:00.000-04:00I love pulka music!I love pulka music!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-35108790153376410882007-08-16T15:44:00.000-04:002007-08-16T15:44:00.000-04:00I want a Nestle's Puka Bar.I want a Nestle's Puka Bar.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-72111861748314090382007-08-16T15:04:00.000-04:002007-08-16T15:04:00.000-04:00Here, take my card. Call me at this number, not t...Here, take my card. Call me at this number, not that one!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-89466547194759205752007-08-16T14:59:00.000-04:002007-08-16T14:59:00.000-04:00HoagyHoagyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-30378843159092021842007-08-16T14:26:00.000-04:002007-08-16T14:26:00.000-04:00Lemme get this straight...so far today we've blame...Lemme get this straight...so far today we've blamed homegrown terror on the following:<BR/><BR/>- pookas<BR/>- puka bars<BR/>- water-pipes<BR/>- Boston hookahs<BR/>- squirrels<BR/>- Don Ho<BR/>- Bella Emberg<BR/>- Jihad Jerry & The Evildoers<BR/>- fritos<BR/>- the Marx Bros<BR/><BR/>Am I missing anything?Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-91853863380383880282007-08-16T14:20:00.000-04:002007-08-16T14:20:00.000-04:00How many hookas could a puka pooka suck if a puka ...How many hookas could a puka pooka suck if a puka pooka could suck hookahs?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-89769186930319368262007-08-16T12:45:00.000-04:002007-08-16T12:45:00.000-04:00Honk honk!Honk honk!Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-39313636052175327052007-08-16T12:31:00.000-04:002007-08-16T12:31:00.000-04:00I had you pegged as Zeppo.I had you pegged as Zeppo.I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-30561506232981047492007-08-16T12:09:00.000-04:002007-08-16T12:09:00.000-04:00crunch, crunch I dunno. I'm still expecting to fin...<I>crunch, crunch</I> I dunno. I'm still expecting to find some terrorists in this bag of Fritos. Let me dig a little deeper. (Note: I'm definitely my family's Fredo. <I>sigh</I> But, if we're doing Marx Brothers, I'm more of a Harpo!)Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-5895599130259834832007-08-16T11:59:00.000-04:002007-08-16T11:59:00.000-04:00The smart FEDS have corrected me and the stupid fe...The smart FEDS have corrected me and the stupid feds.<BR/><BR/>It's Hookah bars.<BR/><BR/>(Sparkle thinks she's so smart, not like they say)<BR/><BR/>There is something called a puka bar...sounds way more fun the a terrorist hooch hut.I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-24886888586478605782007-08-16T11:53:00.000-04:002007-08-16T11:53:00.000-04:00Lois: You've done it again, ace. I googled "where ...Lois: You've done it again, ace. I googled "where are the evildoers" and I came up with "Jihad Jerry & The Evildoers" outta Yonkers. This holy war's got a good beat...and you can dance to it! http://www.myspace.com/jihadjerryandtheevildoers<BR/><BR/>Cake: I'm going to go look for terrorists in a bag of Fritos.<BR/><BR/>Lamont: Did Don Ho kill Yogi Berra?<BR/><BR/>Harvey: Quite right. I once drank a "Suffering Bastard" and pukaed.Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-89744174267561079782007-08-16T11:51:00.000-04:002007-08-16T11:51:00.000-04:00Wait...Puka bars, like puka shells?Those Hawaiian ...Wait...<BR/><BR/>Puka bars, like puka shells?<BR/><BR/>Those Hawaiian shells?<BR/><BR/>I KNEW Don Ho was up to no good! Sure, I cried like everyone else when he died, but now...<BR/><BR/>Tiny bubbles, man. I can see it. It's all there in the lyrics -- 9/11, the bombing of the marine barracks in Lebanon, Barry Bonds breaking the home run record...<BR/><BR/>We should have taken him out long ago.<BR/><BR/>-- Lamont Cranston<BR/><BR/>P.S. Actually, I thought that pooka bars were those things Bella Emberg enjoys alongside a cuppa. Maybe SHE'S in cahoots with al Quaeda in Honolulu?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-73853556516118596232007-08-16T11:15:00.000-04:002007-08-16T11:15:00.000-04:00I love pooka bars!What? Puka?Oh, no, not those. ...I love pooka bars!<BR/><BR/>What? Puka?<BR/><BR/>Oh, no, not those. Those little umbrellas they put in the drinks kinda scare me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-35630583620241688792007-08-16T10:48:00.000-04:002007-08-16T10:48:00.000-04:00I've been informed by the feds that it's spelled '...I've been informed by the feds that it's spelled 'puka bar' not 'pooka bar'.<BR/><BR/>I'm just glad they're on the job...I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-58272921834665553632007-08-16T10:27:00.000-04:002007-08-16T10:27:00.000-04:00Maybe they should just Google "where are the evild...Maybe they should just Google "where are the evildoers?" Or stand the the park yelling "Here terrorists, terrorists....here terrorists. Come on, I've got waffles!" <BR/><BR/>On second thought, that would probably just attract squirrels.Lois Lanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11676618916033086563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-46290373392863398682007-08-16T10:14:00.000-04:002007-08-16T10:14:00.000-04:00I think listing coffee shops as a hangout is just ...I think listing coffee shops as a hangout is just an excuse for the homeland security cops to visit coffee shops and get a donut.<BR/><BR/>If I were them, I'd also have listed movie theatres, pubs, nice restaurants, cottages, bookstores....and then checked them all very thoroughly, of course.Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-43421429283990615682007-08-16T10:08:00.000-04:002007-08-16T10:08:00.000-04:00Whatcha got against pookas?!Whatcha got against pookas?!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-18633191909940223392007-08-16T08:25:00.000-04:002007-08-16T08:25:00.000-04:00Dear Mr. Homeland Security Guards,I'm pretty sure ...Dear Mr. Homeland Security Guards,<BR/><BR/>I'm pretty sure you meant to say "hookah bars." No, I don't mean "ladies of the evening"--my regional accent is not that thick. Hookah bars.<BR/><BR/>You worry me. Like many security guards, do you like to partake of "the homegrown" on your breaks and wander around making scary faces with your flashlights? Does this make you come up with words like "pooka" which you then repeat in funny voices, making each other helplessly giggle?<BR/><BR/>Love,<BR/>Here, Let Me Put Your Bullets in My Pocket<BR/><BR/>PS Check ebay...you can find everything there.Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.com