tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post7632330872251866252..comments2024-01-27T00:45:09.861-05:00Comments on I Ain't No Oprah: It's what I do.I Ain't No Oprahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-74980338748960235632008-05-15T18:46:00.000-04:002008-05-15T18:46:00.000-04:00i wasnt sleeping during the storm. Wooot. Im in Ea...i wasnt sleeping during the storm. Wooot. Im in Easthampton, MaTexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06662266315215108085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-20845376427418870772008-05-15T17:47:00.000-04:002008-05-15T17:47:00.000-04:00I wondered what the stains were.I wondered what the stains were.Jaynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00688863202525277585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-69498285683318770212008-05-15T16:30:00.000-04:002008-05-15T16:30:00.000-04:00Lamont! Did he fall off your trellis and into the ...Lamont! Did he fall off your trellis and into the ornamental cactus? Or was it more of a rusty fire escape/trash can fall?Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-7572081265315680912008-05-15T16:05:00.000-04:002008-05-15T16:05:00.000-04:00You managed to get up to Canada, down to New York ...You managed to get up to Canada, down to New York City, and out to England in the same night? AND spend 15 minutes watching each of us sleep?<BR/><BR/>Man, I want YOUR frequent-flier membership!<BR/><BR/>-- Lamont "Free Peanuts" CranstonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-71451906876917487992008-05-15T15:42:00.000-04:002008-05-15T15:42:00.000-04:00Okay, that's it, I've renounced my brainwashing po...Okay, that's it, I've renounced my brainwashing powers...clearly they're not quite working for me.<BR/><BR/>::sighs and looks sadly at the pile of VHS cassettes and tin foil::<BR/><BR/>Just as well, I mean I was contemplating using them for evil earlier today. And if I went evil....Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-91731468661389888652008-05-15T13:56:00.000-04:002008-05-15T13:56:00.000-04:00Foil... foil... [to postal clerk] And... how... mu...Foil... foil... [<I>to postal clerk</I>] And... how... much... to... mail... Reynolds... Wrap... too... eh?The Silver Foxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00730805376957629641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-67591399119103453652008-05-15T13:48:00.000-04:002008-05-15T13:48:00.000-04:00David'Z:DAMN! Foiled again!David'Z:<BR/><BR/>DAMN! Foiled again!Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-82147730540468517382008-05-15T13:37:00.000-04:002008-05-15T13:37:00.000-04:00First five minutes: Drooling. Second five minutes:...First five minutes: Drooling. Second five minutes: Major pillow-gnawing during cotton candy dream.<BR/>Third five minutes: Snoring.<BR/>Or so: More drooling.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-15045716977266562402008-05-15T13:33:00.000-04:002008-05-15T13:33:00.000-04:00[boxes and wraps VHS tapes of "Uncle Buck," "Cool ...[<I>boxes and wraps VHS tapes of "Uncle Buck," "Cool Runnings," "Who's Harry Crumb?" & "The Blues Brothers," and leaves to go to post office</I>] What... is... postage... to... Canada... eh?The Silver Foxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00730805376957629641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-38076045681423227212008-05-15T13:26:00.000-04:002008-05-15T13:26:00.000-04:00Thanks, Hoag!Thanks, Hoag!I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-50339372607782232152008-05-15T13:23:00.000-04:002008-05-15T13:23:00.000-04:00I'm glad I left the front door unlocked so you cou...I'm glad I left the front door unlocked so you could get in...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-43528011944748816512008-05-15T13:05:00.000-04:002008-05-15T13:05:00.000-04:00Brainwashing, huh...let's try it.::waves hand::Eve...Brainwashing, huh...let's try it.<BR/><BR/>::waves hand::<BR/><BR/>Everyone send me candy.Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-78559018980092034802008-05-15T12:07:00.000-04:002008-05-15T12:07:00.000-04:00Cake: I know he did. I read it. And I think we all...Cake: I know he did. I read it. And I think we all know why he did it. It's because he was brainwashed by a certain Canadian who shall remain nameless, a "certain Canadian" who utilized brainwashing techniques she learned in the Far East, many years ago.<BR/><BR/>IANO: By the way, I'd love to know what inspired this one!The Silver Foxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00730805376957629641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-46732202844260418212008-05-15T11:59:00.000-04:002008-05-15T11:59:00.000-04:00I knew that was you sweetie!I knew that was you sweetie!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-81132514556823957922008-05-15T11:53:00.000-04:002008-05-15T11:53:00.000-04:00David'Z: I would like to take this opportunity to...David'Z: I would like to take this opportunity to point out that IANO did a whole (fake)blog about (fake)weather. Thank you.Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-66076448633604820592008-05-15T11:45:00.000-04:002008-05-15T11:45:00.000-04:00IANO: I was awake all night writing. That wasn't m...IANO: I was awake all night writing. That wasn't me you were watching sleep. That was my cat. Does this mean you're gay?<BR/><BR/>Cake: Rain, eh? Had to mention the freakin' weather, didn't you?The Silver Foxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00730805376957629641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22917739.post-57950910564296089372008-05-15T11:22:00.000-04:002008-05-15T11:22:00.000-04:00Well, at least that explains the dreams about (fak...Well, at least that explains the dreams about (fake) rain.Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.com