I Ain't No Oprah

So this ten year old kid named Vincent is in the shop the other day. He's biting his fingernails. Here is our conversation: ME: "Wh...

Carly Simon just did the big reveal. She was singing about... about..... she was singing about....wait for it.... Hold on.... She was singin...

We did this a while ago....we're gonna do it again. I have a little tracking cookie thingy on this here blog. It shows what Google (and ...

CUSTOMER: "Is that real soda?" ME: "No....I sell fake soda." CUSTOMER: "Why?" ME: "I was kidding...it...

>>(CBS) Elton John is facing backlash from Christian groups after stating in an interview that Jesus was gay. http://www.cbsnews.com/...

CRAZY JASON: "You know how there is a lot of fighting in comic books?" ME: "Yup." CRAZY JASON: "Do you notice how m...

John Mayer called Kevin Smith a fat nigger pig and then died on the luge. And Cheney beat up Biden....and called him a fat nigger pig and di...

DUMB FIFTY YEAR OLD: "Wow...that's a great Godzilla!" ME: "Yup." DUMB FIFTY YEAR OLD: "Kids must love him....

'Former Knack frontman Doug Fieger passed away Sunday in Los Angeles at the age of 57 following a nearly five-year battle with lung canc...

So we were on our way to a party the other night. Here is the conversation in the car before we got there. WIFEY: "Now don't be a j...

RIO DE JANEIRO (Reuters) - A mayor of a Brazilian town has banned Carnival revelers from playing funk.

(Feb. 11) – Former President Bill Clinton was rushed to a hospital in New York City on Thursday for a condition related to his heart, ABC Ne...

Vice President Joe Biden says it is unlikely that another attack like Sept. 11, 2001 will happen. http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2010/02/11/po...

>>>>On Sunday, Obama plans to host a party to watch the Super Bowl, the U.S. pro football championship game, as he did last year...