Friday, March 10, 2006

James Bond Girls That Didn't Quite Make It.



Over the years the James Bond GIrls have had some classic if not inspired names: Plenty O'Toole, Mary Goodnight, Holly Goodhead, and of course Pussy Galore.

Here's some that just kinda sucked and were rejected:

1. Eileen Wennadrink

2. Ida Kindadum

3. Kenya Riley Seymour

4. Milky Whitethighs

5. Eclipse Couponz

6. Anita Moorepie

7. Gorgeous Fawn Budder

8. Wanda Pazmedagravy

9. Lotta Cellulite

10. Plenty O'Drool

I'm sure there is more...
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11 comments:

  1. Cake11:09 AM EST

    These chicks were a no-go right from the start...

    Hally Tosys
    Lilly Le Prosy
    Heavy Helen
    Bertha "Big Foot" Smith
    Adolfa Hitler
    Greta Ballzoffire

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  2. Anonymous11:37 AM EST

    Anna Thatsaspicymeatball
    Jackie Eye-Eeeioh

    and for the local Boston crowd...

    Parker Cahinhahvardyahd

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  3. Anonymous11:38 AM EST

    Heavy Helen????

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  4. Cake11:47 AM EST

    Assholeway.

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  5. Cake12:53 PM EST

    See what you did, Anonymous? You were mean about my lame entries and now everyone else is afraid to post.

    Tsk.

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  6. Sparkle Plenty2:22 PM EST

    I'm just getting warmed up here. Stretching the muscles. And, while Anonymous's "assholeway" was splendidly succinct and earned him a spot in the Nooprah Hall o' Loser Fame, ain't seen much else out of his royal non-entitiness so far. No doubt, too busy porking Heavy Helen.

    Whiny Chattalot
    Bitsy Toothysuck
    Brawny o' Brokeback
    Contessa SuStinkee Von Nasty Nooks
    Coco Clingonyou
    Tammy Faye Baker
    Carlotta Havea Meaty-Cankles
    Needina Hi-Maintainz

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  7. Sparkle Plenty3:20 PM EST

    "The Magical Poof"! What the hell does he pull out of his hat?!

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  8. Cake5:03 PM EST

    Certainly not Heavy Helen, that's for sure...she'd never fit.

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  9. Sparkle Plenty5:14 PM EST

    If, somehow, these names end up posting twice, please forgive me, all. And, hope you have great weekends.

    Ivana Nagallatima
    Sandy Innabed
    Mary Mequick
    Squeaky Commer
    Ida Likka-Ring
    Iva Gottaheadache
    Sadie U. Thinkilookfat

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  10. Sparkle Plenty5:53 PM EST

    Oops. I just assumed that "The Magical Poof" expresses "his" joyful brokeback mountain-tude with "his" flair-filled stage name. Poof goes that theory. Ah...Shows once again that when I assume, I make an ass out of u and me. Er, just me, actually. Poof! Watch how I make my embarrassment disappear!

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  11. Cake9:54 PM EST

    Somewhere, the Magical Poof's ears are burning.

    At least I assume they are.

    Whoops, now I'm an ass too. ::grinning::

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