If you take the first two Lord of the Rings books and the Led Zepplin song Misty Mountain Hop, and then read every fifth word starting from the back you'll actually be reading the second Harry Potter book except for like 12 words.
Really.
Friday, March 31, 2006
My cousin's friends Mom heard about this...
If you take the first two Lord of the Rings books and the Led Zepplin song Misty Mountain Hop, and then read every fifth word starting from the back you'll actually be reading the second Harry Potter book except for like 12 words.
Really.
"if you put your palms together, then spread your middle fingers apart, then get your friend to do the same thing and interlock your fingers, then spread your palms apart..."
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It happened to my brother's niece's cousin's neighbour. He got so drunk!
If you slow the Beatles song Strawberry Fields wayyyyyy wayyyyy down. No, that's too fast. Wayyyyy wayyyy down, you'll hear the words "Paul buys in bulk at Best Buy." The picture of him with a shopping cart on the back of Sgt. Pepper's is further evidence. Plus, the picture of him barefooted on Abbey Road means that he lost his flip-flops.
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ReplyDeleteSparkle - Everybody knows the walrus killed Paul. Sheesh.
ReplyDeleteNo, my Dear Cakeson. According to my sister's accountant's dentist's read of the lyrics The walrus was Paul. And, as we all know, this means that Paul: A) Bought a "Mexican Hairless Puppy" while on vacation in Mexico; B) Woke up in a bathtub full of ice in a hotel room and found one kidney missing; C) Is very wealthy and married to a hottish youngish one-legged blonde. Perhaps we'll never know the truth...Sparkle Holmes
ReplyDeleteHee hee! Fruity farts! Funny. But, a bad, bad name for a breakfast cereal.
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