Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Because YOU Demanded it! Hitler Haiku

My ol' Grandpappy used to say to me "Steven, quit calling me Grandpappy and do some Hitler Haiku"

HITLER HAIKU #1
Let us take Europe
We are it's true brave people
Start with dumb Poland

HITLER HAIKU #2
Hey, Heinrich Himmler
Let us start a master race
Start killing the jews

HITLER HAIKU #3
Eva Braun is pretty
Sure hope she digs me also
Marry then we die

HITLER HAIKU #4
Russia is too cold
Should have invaded early
War is now way lost

INSTRUCTIONS:
Now it is your turn
Try and use his lame mustache
He thought it was cool

4 comments:

  1. Given your track record with aquatic creatures, are you sure that wasn't a walrus--and not your grandpappy?

    HITLER HAIKU #5?
    Hitler had no hair
    His mustache was "lip toupee"
    Now the secret's told

    HITLER HAIKU #6?
    Hitler's "bad 'stache day"
    Lurked in bunker, hiding mouth
    Ordered pizza in

    HITLER HAIKU #7?
    Hitler's worst nightmare
    People poking fun at 'stache
    Caterpillar grill

    HITLER HAIKU #8?
    Hitler fumes and pouts
    Magnum P.I. looks real cool
    Plus he has the car

    CHALLENGE HAIKU
    Hitler wore g-string
    Just like g-man Ed Hoover
    What else did he wear?

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  2. Massacara he wore
    Silly girl Sparkle Plenty
    Everyone know that

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  3. The High Pressure Berlin Representative

    Hitler's pink caddy:
    Who knew he joined Mary Kay?
    "Fraulein! Buy or die!"

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  4. Anonymous2:48 PM EDT

    written in prison,
    mein kampf brought revolution
    boy did he hate jews

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