Ever play the Dead Pool?
Its very simple....pick 5 well known celebrities who you think will die in 2006. The first person to pick a winner wins the jackpot.
RULES:
1. You can only pick one person over 65 years old.
2. You can't pick Dick Cheney.
3. You can't pick me.
ETC.
1. Bonus points for a super tragic death (Princess Di, John Lennon...)
2. You lose points if you murder someone just to win the pool.
3. Seven extra points if the death is reported on "the top of the fold" in the Boston Globe.
MY PICKS:
1. Osama bin Laden
2. Micahel J. Fox (America weeps!)
3. Barry Bonds (America does not weep)
4. Jarrod (Subway guy)
5. K.C. (the Sunshine Band remains alive)
1. Ashley Olsen
ReplyDelete2. Mary Kate Olsen
3. Lindsey Lohan
4. Brittney Spears
5. Paris Hilton
Think about it. With the exception of maybe #4, if any of these chicks miss they'll starve to death.
Of course, by "meal" I mean a Tic-Tac and Diet Sprite, which is coincidentally what Brittney fed her baby for breakfast.
"miss a meal" I meant to say "miss a meal."
ReplyDeleteSee what I mean? I skipped breakfast today and already my mental (and typing) skills are fading fast...
1. The Pope
ReplyDelete2. Some guy in Iraq
3. Dick Cheney (What're you gonna do about it, Nooprah?)
4. William Shatner
5. Harper Lee (Did you even know she was still alive?)
Dear EasterCake,
ReplyDeleteDo you even pretend to read the rules???? One person over the age of 65 and no Dick Cheney.
And who is the heck is Harper Lee?
Rules are for chumps.
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ReplyDeleteHarper Lee's an author - she's 150 years old or something.
ReplyDeleteBut, fine, I pick:
1. The Pope
2. Some 64 year old Iraqi celebrity
3. Tom Cruise
4. Oprah Winfrey
5. Hamid Karzai
(And I blame Lois for leading me astray since she blatantly ignored the rules, too. So there!)
What rules did Lois break?
ReplyDeleteNever mind. I thought there had to be one person over 65 but I see I'm wrong.
ReplyDeleteI'm retarded today.
I'm off to get drunk now.
Now I'm getting depressed thinking about
ReplyDeleteWilliam Shatner and Michael J. Fox possibly dying within the next year.
I'm off to go get drunk too.
1.Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - with this madcap Iranian President running around with enriched uranium in his pocket, any number of wacky disaster scenarios come to mind...
ReplyDelete2. 50 Cent, which is connected to my next pick
3. The Game:
These two rappers have been in a long standing fued:
"50 Cent told Hot 97 DJ Funkmaster Flex that The Game was getting too big for his baggy britches and said he had banished the 25-year-old from the G-Unit for disloyalty."
I have no F-ing idea what that means, but it sounds serious!
4. Katie Holmes: could die just trying to push out that alien baby.
5. Kirk Douglas: hope he doesn't die by the time I post this....
Katie Holmes is a most excellent choice.
ReplyDeleteIf thats the winner you'd get some of the bonus points.
1.) George Steinbrenner (my bonus pick)
ReplyDelete2.) Dick Cheney's under age 64 hunting partner
3.) Noone for number 3
4.) Zacarias Moussaoui
5.) Gwen Stacy (doh, too late hahaha stupid Stacy)
1. Callista Flockhart
ReplyDelete2. Uwe Boll
3. Norm Crosby
4. Ted Danson
5. Fred Flintstone
6. Andy Warhol
7. Clive Owen
8. Edgar Winter
NOT WILLIAM SHATNER - ANYONE BUT WILLIAM SHATNER!!!!!
ReplyDeleteToday is Septemeber 4th and we have a WINNER!
ReplyDeleteSteve 'croc hunter' Irwin has been tagically killed by a Sting-Ray
Ann has won our grand prize. My people are searching the country for this elusive beauty to deliver her 'prize'
::standing ovation::