Monday, May 29, 2006

The Woman With The Tattoo On Her Leg

So I'm working my tail off yesterday when this woman comes in and starts looking around.

I notice this very cool intricate tattoo on her leg and decide to comment on it.

Here is how that conversation went:

ME: "WOW! Thats a beautiful tattoo...how long have you had it?"

HER: "What tattoo?"

ME: "That one there on your leg"

HER: "That's not a tattoo"

ME: "What is it?"

HER: "Those are spider veins"

ME: "Oh...sorry"

::Woman leaves.::

Google: spider veins.

There IS a moral to this story.

'Shut the fuck up about womens legs.'

Happy Memorial Day...see you losers Tuesday.

8 comments:

  1. I'm tempted to get a tattoo of a spider vein, just to confuse people.

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  2. Anonymous3:04 PM EDT

    Oh My God! You just made my day with that story.

    Jeeze nooprah-that's like asking a woman you don't know "So, when are you due?"

    There are just some places you don't go.

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  3. Don't worry. She'll come back next week.

    With a Spectacular Spider-vein.

    Or a Friendly Neighborhood Spider-vein.

    Or Peter Parker, the Sensational Spider-vein.

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  4. Or maybe she'll bring him a weather vane as a present.

    http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3181/2340/1600/spider%20vane.jpg

    Get it? Spider vane? Huh? Get it??

    (It's been a long day...)

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