According to my niece's 5 year old daughter (SHIT! What does that make me? A "Grand Aunt" or something? I'm not ready to be a "grand" anything, thank-you.) you are perfectly rational in your profound hatred of the Yankees.
In terms of everything else about you, she's simply too young to understand.
What what about Jeter, he's got such sweet eyes. That's why his jersey number is 2; for 2 sweet eyes. How can you hate such a pretty man?
ReplyDeleteBacon ace might eat corn the long way...
ReplyDeleteNah, they smell funny.
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ReplyDeleteAccording to my niece's 5 year old daughter (SHIT! What does that make me? A "Grand Aunt" or something? I'm not ready to be a "grand" anything, thank-you.) you are perfectly rational in your profound hatred of the Yankees.
ReplyDeleteIn terms of everything else about you, she's simply too young to understand.
He's so defensive about it, I think he must secretly be in love with me.
ReplyDeletePoor guy.
Just because Derek Jeter is dreamy doesn't mean I can't still hate him.
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ReplyDeleteDreamy?? Did you really just say you thought a Yankee was dreamy?!!
Oh my god, I feel nauseous.
Just look at him....you'll know what we mean.
ReplyDeleteWho's Derek Jeter? Aren't we supposed to hate Johnny Damon?
ReplyDeleteI'm not dreamy??
ReplyDeleteWhy would I hate Johnny Damon? He helped win me a World Series.
ReplyDeleteSo, if Jeter and Damon both asked you out on a hot date, which one would you pick?
ReplyDeleteEnquiring minds wanna know.