On the side of the pen its states:
NOT FOR LETTER WRITING.
What kinda lame warning is that? Why can't I write letters with it? Is it a law? Will I get cancer?
Friday, July 07, 2006
Sharpie, you're dead to me.
Do you know what a Sharpie is? It's a permanent ink marking pen. They're awesome. Or were.
On the side of the pen its states:
NOT FOR LETTER WRITING.
What kinda lame warning is that? Why can't I write letters with it? Is it a law? Will I get cancer?
On the side of the pen its states:
NOT FOR LETTER WRITING.
What kinda lame warning is that? Why can't I write letters with it? Is it a law? Will I get cancer?
Dear IAintNoOprah:
ReplyDeleteI'm more than just a pen, you know. I have feelings.
Inconsiderate bastard. I'm leaving and you'll never see me again!
-- Sharpie
Dear IAintNoOprah:
ReplyDeleteThe fact that you looked at the pen, thought about it, wrote a fake letter, photographed the fake letter, uploaded it to blogger, and then wrote a whole post about it...well, do I really need to go on?
Sincerely,
Cake
Dear Cake,
ReplyDeleteThe fact that you looked at the picture of the pen, thought about it, wrote a blog post about said fake letter, again looked at the photographed fake letter, logged on to blogger, and then wrote a whole post reply about it...well, do I really need to go on?
Loser.
Love,
IANO
Dear IANO:
ReplyDeletePfftttt.
Indignantly yours,
Cake
Dear Everyone --
ReplyDeleteJust got a tip from the guy at the falafel stand. Don't sniff the green Sharpies. They're bad stuff.
Stick to the blue ones. And stay hydrated.
Your pal,
Lois
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Fck ff.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous has clearly been sniffing red Sharpies.
ReplyDeleteWait what? So it's like kryptonite and the different colors have different effects?
ReplyDelete