Monday, September 18, 2006

Muslims ticked at Pope.

Blah Blah Blah. And in the story is the following sentence:

"Islam forbids drinking alcohol and requires non-Muslims to pay a head tax to safeguard their lives if conquered by Muslims. They are exempt if they convert to Islam"

Well guess what? I aint payin' no head tax.
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16 comments:

  1. Cake3:42 PM EDT

    What if conversion to Islam came with free fried chicken, a lifetime supply of tacos, and a guarantee that Hillary Clinton would never get into the Oval Office?

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  2. Lois Lane3:51 PM EDT

    I bet that promise is how they get people to sign up for the Republican Party too.

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  3. I Ain't No Oprah3:52 PM EDT

    Oh, that Lois!!

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  4. I Ain't No Oprah4:05 PM EDT

    That will be $10.00 in head tax please.

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  5. Cake4:13 PM EDT

    Lois:

    I notice NoOprah didn't DENY that's how the Republicans lure people in...hmmm.

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  6. I Ain't No Oprah4:25 PM EDT

    $10.00 head tax from you also.

    Thank you and praise Cassius Clay.

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  7. Cake4:32 PM EDT

    Sure, I'll send you a check. Watch your mail.

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  8. I Ain't No Oprah4:45 PM EDT

    I'm gonna be RICH with all these suckers paying me head tax! RICH!!!!

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  9. Cake5:01 PM EDT

    You probably shouldn't have said that out loud.

    ::tears up check::

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  10. Bemisdown8:54 PM EDT

    WARNING:

    Don't do it!

    First it's a "head tax," and next thing you know you're slammed with "arms, legs, hands and feet taxes." Those Republicans are sneaky that way.

    Unless you're a REALLY RICH Republican-then you get to pay NO taxes.

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  11. Anonymous10:03 PM EDT

    Forget the body part tax; I'm concerned about the "no alcohol" clause.

    If I want to pay $7 for a glass of wine . . . I should be left alone in my insanity, dammit!

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  12. Anonymous11:20 AM EDT

    Am I the only person who, when confronted with the phrase "head tax", immediately thought it meant --

    Oh, never mind.

    ::tears up check into tiny, non-incriminating pieces. And it was a big check, too.::

    -- Lamont Cranston

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  13. I Ain't No Oprah1:20 PM EDT

    Dear Lamont,

    You aint EVER gonna have to pay me a head tax.

    Love,
    Steve

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  14. Anonymous2:31 PM EDT

    Steve:

    Well, it's like the saying goes: God made Lamont and Eve, not Lamont and Steve...

    Works for me -- I just saved $10.00.

    -- Lamont Cranston

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  15. Cake5:12 PM EDT

    Wow, $10. Pretty cheap.

    And I don't know if I just insulted Steve or Lamont...

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  16. Anonymous6:48 PM EDT

    Cake:

    Both. And we will both have our revenge.

    -- Lamont Cranston

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