George W. Bush has sworn to apply a swift and strong response to North Korea (or Iran) for the untimely death of Steve 'Crocodile Hunter'Irwin.
Bush also stated that America will not bow down from the killing of any of our reptile hunters. America will not be held hostage to this kind of terrorist activity.
From now to eternity this day will be known as 9/4.
Godspeed Croc Hunter!
And we have a winner from our deadpool from back in April.
ReplyDeleteA lovely gal named Ann picked Steve 'Croc Hunter'Irwin to die.
Good work Ann!! You prize is slithering it's way to your home as we speak...
And she even got the bonus points because of Steve's tragic demise.
KUDOS!
It scares me that the terrorists have stingrays on their side now.
ReplyDeleteNext they'll be putting strappin' frickin' laser beams to their heads...
I think I read somewhere that the stingray was actually a North Korean spy.
ReplyDeleteShould you start up a new dead pool now nooprah? And do you pick the nominees?
New DeadPool will have to start Wednesday (Tuesday is ALL Katie Couric ALL DAY LONG)
ReplyDeleteIn fact all blogs have been instructed to write nothing except Katie Couric stuff.
Please let the next Deadpool death be Ted Kennedy...PLEASE!!!
ReplyDeleteTed won't get you the bonus points because of his age...
ReplyDeleteI didn't get the memo about Katie Couric blogging.
ReplyDeletePhew.
MEMO:
ReplyDeleteTomorrow is blog about Katie Couric Day
Hoag thinks all the animals got together and hired the Animal Mob to kill Steve Irwin.
ReplyDeleteThe Sopranimals.
Are the Sopranimals STILL pissed about the horse's head?
ReplyDeleteNoOprah:
ReplyDeleteWho's Katie Couric, anyways?
Sincerely,
Largely* Oblivious
*(That's a comment on my mental state, not my size.)
Cake:
ReplyDeleteKatie Couric: Perky and vastly overpaid morning talk show host who is about to become a nonperky and vastly overpaid nightly news anchor.
The media's acting like she found a cure for cancer or something, while I haven't met a SINGLE person who
a. Gives a shit
b. Has ever even MENTIONED Katie Couric. Ever.
If we don't fight the stingrays there, they'll follow us home...
ReplyDeleteFoolish NoOprah, stingrays don't have hands.
ReplyDeleteForget curing cancer, I heard Katie Couric once fought off a whole school of stingrays...
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ReplyDeleteIf Stingrays don't have hands, then only the outlaws will have guns.
ReplyDeleteWhip Inflation Now, Just Say No, and Leave No Child Behind.
That's just a Katie Couric Myth-it's been kicking around forever.
ReplyDeleteMaybe if we treated the stingrays like pets-gave them treats, had special stockings made for them at Christmas (unless they're Jewish Stingrays-I'll let nooprah combine those two words), brought them for swims in the local ponds, then maybe they wouldn't pierce holes in our hearts.
Just a thought. I'm simply thinking of ways to maintain peace between Man and Stingray.
Good point, Bemisdown. Maybe Bush should try and sweet-talk the stingrays, get them over on his side...how about "No Stingrays Left Behind"?
ReplyDeleteI love that Katie's first broadcast will somehow have to mention Stingrays.
ReplyDeleteAnd that WICKED stupid thing that's gonna happen about an hour or two before her scripted debut.
"And that WICKED stupid thing that's gonna happen about an hour or two before her scripted debut."
ReplyDeleteBush's announcement of his "No Stingray Left Behind" program??
So here's how I woke up this morning:
ReplyDeleteMrs. bacon ace: "Steve Erwin the Crocodile Hunter was killed this morning. He was stung by a stingray and the stinger went under his ribcage and pierced his heart"
bacon ace: "Bwahahahaha"
Mrs. bacon ace: "That's not very nice, he was a human being" (or something to that effect becauee I'm a horrible human being)
So that's how I was woken up today; to scolding. Happy Labor Day everyone, die doing your jobs.
P.S. If you're hunting crocodiles (fresh water critters) and you run into stingrays (which are salt water critters) you're way of base and probably weren't a good crocodile hunter anyway.
P.P.S. How does your heart get pierced by a Corvette?
Bacon Ace eats corn the long way
ReplyDeleteSaltwater Crocs?
ReplyDeleteCRIKES!
I have a whole pan of bacon cooking...stop by anytime you like, Bacon Ace.
ReplyDeleteNooprah-
ReplyDeleteThis tragedy, as much as its affected you, did NOT suddenly turn you into an Australian.
CRIKES!!!!
Bemisdown:
ReplyDeleteIt's okay, he hasn't said "G'day, mate!" yet. I think we're still safe.
Cake,
ReplyDeleteYou're right. And since tomorrow is officially Katie Couric Day, then we'll just assume Nooprah will be over the whole "Australian" thing. Let's think of it as a phase.
On Tuesday, I will reluctantly feature Miss Katie Couric.
ReplyDeleteI WON!!!
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