Monday, January 08, 2007

To Whom it May Concern,

Please excuse Steven from school today as he is sick.

Thank you,
Steven's Mom

20 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:12 AM EST

    I hope you feel better soon!

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  2. i've heard that sweet potato pie is good for you

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  3. Anonymous12:14 PM EST

    BAHHHHHH!!!

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  4. Hope there's chicken broth, blankets, and sleep in your near future...!

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  5. Hope there chicken broth in your blankets. Yeccch.

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  6. A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down.

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  7. SWAC:

    Or maybe blanket broth and sleepy chickens?

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  8. I think you mix sugar with whiskey and honey

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  9. Anonymous1:52 PM EST

    Dear Mr. Kotter,
    Please excuse Juan from school today as he is sick.
    Signed,
    Epstein's Mom

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  10. Anonymous2:02 PM EST

    Wow! NoOprah's mom blogs from beyond the grave.

    Hey Mrs NoOprah,
    Say hello to my grandfather for me.

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  11. Anonymous2:58 PM EST

    NoOprah:

    What rot. Either give us the full immunological details -- including carefully worded descriptions of all secretions -- or bugger off the servers.

    How many colors does your mucous come in?

    -- Lamont Cranston

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  12. Lamont:

    Please don't feed the bears.

    Sincerely,
    Cake

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  13. Dear Steve's Mom,

    Given the fact that you are, ummmmh, to put it delicately, "not with us anymore," Steve may require a doctor's note as well.

    Unless, of course, he's come down with something that's gross and disfiguring.

    Respectfully,

    A Caring Friend

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  14. I aint really sick. I just had stuff to do this morning and had no time to blog.

    I hate writing the blog after the store opens.

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  15. "Unless, of course, he's come down with something that's gross and disfiguring. "

    Yes. A doctor's note. And, of course, we'll also need 27 eight-by-ten color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one.

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  16. Not really sick????

    Okay. Make that 28 photos.

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  17. Cousin Steve pooped in his pants.

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  18. What? You fibbed to us? You played hooky?

    And to think I made chicken soup cookies for you and all.

    (Eww, forget I said that...)

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  19. Anonymous11:45 PM EST

    MESSAGE

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  20. Anonymous8:11 AM EST

    MESSAGE

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