Thursday, April 12, 2007

Beatles, corn cobs, and you.

So after yesterday's horrific tale of using corn cobs as toilet paper it got me thinking what it would have been like had the Beatles written about said corn cobs...

1. Cob la-de, cob la-da

2. Magical Mystery Sore

3. Can't Buy Me Salve

4. Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Cob Band

5. Twist and Shout

6. Happiness is a Warm Cob


And I could go on and on...

(#6 will be hard to beat)

12 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:52 AM EDT

    While My Corncob Gently Sweeps

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  2. Anonymous11:52 AM EDT

    While My Corncob Gently Sweeps

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  3. Anonymous11:59 AM EDT

    Back In The F.E.C.E.S

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  4. - You're Going to Lose That Kernel
    - Old Brown Cob
    - Ain't She Sweet Corn
    - Yellow Submarine (no edit required)

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  5. Anonymous12:48 PM EDT

    - Drive My Cob
    - Paperback Wiper
    - Fixing A-Hole
    - Why Don't We Do It In The Road

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  6. -Ballad of John & Yokorn
    -Maize-ical Mystery Tour
    -Please Mr Popcorn
    -Kernel Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band

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  7. Anonymous1:14 PM EDT

    Long Tall Cobby?

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  8. Anonymous2:15 PM EDT

    Shawshank Redemption...oh...maybe I don't get it.

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  9. Anonymous2:50 PM EDT

    I'm Only Wiping
    Ass Onion
    The Continuing Story of Bunghole Blues
    I Don't Want to Spoil the Potty
    Things We Shat Today
    I Should Have Known Butter
    To Know Husk is to Love Husk
    Lend Me Your Cob
    Got to Get You Into My Wipe
    Here, There and Everywhere -- Yes, I realize this isn't a modification, but I reckon it's plenty true...

    -- Lamont Cranston

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  10. Anonymous4:04 PM EDT

    I think it's time the real band took over:

    - Corncobber Blues
    - Have You Seen Your Corncob, Baby (Soaking in the Shadows)
    - Sweet Neo Corn
    - Turd on the Run (doesn't need an edit)

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  11. Anonymous6:44 PM EDT

    The Long and Winding Cob

    Eight Cobs a Week

    I Want to Hold Your Corncob

    With a little Help Fron My Corncob

    Help! (I need some corn cob, not just any corn cob, I need some corn cob.. Heeeelp)

    I Saw Her Kernels There

    Kernels in the Sky With Diamonds

    Yellow Corncobs Forver

    Yesterday (all our kernels seemed so far away)

    (sorry, I couldn't resist)

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