I couldn't make this up. (actually i could....but didn't)
>>>>LONDON (April 26) -- Hugh Grant has been arrested and questioned by police after a photographer accused the actor of attacking him with a tub of baked beans. <<<
Poor ole Hugh Grant, try to do someone a fava and give 'em a free meal and look what happens. I bet he was just kidneying around with the guy and never expected him to get soy mad. Or was it a broad bean a little sensitive?
Either way, I think Hugh should stick to more pea-ceful pursuits...like prostitutes in pintos.
Christ, Steve. You really are slipping. Some lame-o post about Hugh Grant, while you missed the news item of the day. Of the month. Of the freakin' MILLENIUM!!!
Poor ole Hugh Grant, try to do someone a fava and give 'em a free meal and look what happens. I bet he was just kidneying around with the guy and never expected him to get soy mad. Or was it a broad bean a little sensitive?
ReplyDeleteEither way, I think Hugh should stick to more pea-ceful pursuits...like prostitutes in pintos.
Over to you, Lamont.
Soy vey.
ReplyDeleteOw, the puns burn!!
ReplyDeleteChrist, Steve. You really are slipping. Some lame-o post about Hugh Grant, while you missed the news item of the day. Of the month. Of the freakin' MILLENIUM!!!
ReplyDeleteDog owners 'fleeced' in poodle scam
www.metro.co.uk/news/article.htmlcle_id=46730&in_page_id=34
I dunno if that works. Here's the url cut in half, just paste it together
www.metro.co.uk/news/article.htmlcle_
id=46730&in_page_id=34
Japanic yet in de nort' countree:
ReplyDeleteCan't get your link to open...I think this means IANO's story about Hugh Grant wins by default. Sorry!
Dang. Lovely article. Japanese actress being interviewed on TV shows picture of her poodle that won't bark, refuses to eat dog food.
ReplyDeleteAlert watcher phones in, says "um, that's not a poodle, it's a sheep".
UK and Aussie firms have sold something like 650 sheep to apparently retarded Japanese.
http://tinyurl.com/yrv3ew
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ReplyDeleteSlacker!
ReplyDeletepoor hugh!
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