Thursday, June 28, 2007

Headless bodies found.

A story in the paper (online) tells about 20 headless bodies found in Baghdad.

Which of course raises some questions:

1. Why were these headless bodies hiding?

2. Who were these headless bodies hiding from?

3. Why is Baghdad such a haven for the headless?

4. Do the headless get thirsty?

5. Are headless folk good kissers?

6. Do the headless have dental plans? If not, what do they do with the extra money?

7. Is investing in Baghdad Haberdashery a bad investment?

8. Do the headless seek out other headless? The finding of 20 of them all together suggests a big yes.

9. If a gal was ugly when she had a head and then becomes headless is she still ugly?

10. Do the headless get colds?

11. How do you know what baseball team the headless root for?

12. If the Beatles sang about the headless....oh, nevermind.

16 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:07 AM EDT

    hey, Mr Handbag, we're waiting down here for you!

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  2. Maybe they were trying to get a-head? Someone forgot to tell 'em not to lose their head? They just wanted to get to the head of things? They were heading out and got lost?

    I'm out.

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  3. Anonymous11:16 AM EDT

    Rell in a randrasket!

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  4. Waitasec, the heads are still missing, right? And so are the WMDs?

    Hmmm.

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  5. Anonymous11:35 AM EDT

    EXPLODING HEADS!!!!?????

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  6. Anonymous11:50 AM EDT

    You'll never see it coming!

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  7. Anonymous11:56 AM EDT

    Will I smell it coming?

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  8. Anonymous12:15 PM EDT

    Nope. Won't hear it either.

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  9. Anonymous1:43 PM EDT

    But, No Oprah might have a premonition about "it coming."

    Myrna "Duck! Duck it!" Loy

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  10. Anonymous3:47 PM EDT

    1. Sgt Peppers Lopped Off Head Band

    2. I Get By with A Little Head From My Friends.

    3. Octopus's Noggen

    4. I Want To Hold Your Head

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  11. Anonymous4:20 PM EDT

    "2. I Get By with A Little Head From My Friends."

    Hey! Watch it, this is a family blog.

    ::snicker::

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  12. Were they following the Headless Horseman??

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  13. Anonymous5:15 PM EDT

    Mmm, I love crispy headagons.

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  14. Anonymous5:44 PM EDT

    Thank you. ::bows::

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  15. Greatest New York Post Headline ever, circa the 80s:
    "Headless Body in Topless Bar."

    They even made it into a movie.

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  16. Anonymous5:53 AM EDT

    'Yesterday, all my heads seemed so far away'.

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