Friday, June 01, 2007

My buddy the douchebag

So last night at buddy nite the Hoag finishes off his meal by ordering a cognac.

A cognac.

What a douche.
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20 comments:

  1. Cake10:56 AM EDT

    What's wrong with that? A fancy drink for a fancy lad.

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  2. bacon ace11:02 AM EDT

    I think someone's trying to deflect attention from his own pink skirt wearing ways.

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  3. I Ain't No Oprah11:16 AM EDT

    I said:

    A COGNAC.

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  4. Cake11:27 AM EDT

    Yup, definitely trying to deflect attention off himself.

    Kinda sad, actually.

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  5. I Ain't No Oprah11:47 AM EDT

    COG.

    NAC.

    Who needs to deflect anything after that?

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  6. Cake12:00 PM EDT

    You?

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  7. Anonymous12:05 PM EDT

    Its a "fine champagne cognac", and you payed for a third of it.

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  8. Anonymous12:15 PM EDT

    and i clearly saw iano put a little pink umbrella in his share of it, too.

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  9. Anonymous12:15 PM EDT

    He was probably trying to make you feel more comfortable after you started the meal with an aperitif.

    "Aperitifs, which Frenchmen like to sip in cafes in the late afternoon, are made by adding alcohol and herbs to wine." -- World Book Dictionary.

    He may be a douchebag, but at least he's not a Frenchman, Monsieur NonOprah.

    -- Lamont Cranston

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  10. maddog2:06 PM EDT

    I didn't realize burger king served alcohol

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  11. Anonymous2:25 PM EDT

    only cognac

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  12. bostongraf2:26 PM EDT

    I'm wondering how many people calling cognac a girly drink have actually HAD cognac! Cognac is an 80 proof beverage that is usually served in quantities greater than one shot. And ice should never be used.

    Some cognacs will put some serious hair on your chest. Especially a sh*tty cognac like Remy Martin.

    Oh, no he din't!
    Oh, yes I did!

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  13. I Ain't No Oprah2:32 PM EDT

    I never said Cognac was a girly drink.

    I said Hoag was a douche for ordering it.

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  14. bostongraf2:46 PM EDT

    Well, sir. I think I would agree with you.

    Buddy night is not for cognac.

    Whiskey, yes! Cognac, no. Tequilla, yes! Blackberry Schnaps, no. Jagermeister, yes! Daiquiri, no.

    Beer. Ahh...beer.

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  15. Cake3:24 PM EDT

    Jagermeister...oh sweet gawd, no. ::makes the sign of the cross::

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  16. Clinky11:54 PM EDT

    I'm surprised you could get a cognac at Taco Bell...

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  17. Anonymous12:13 AM EDT

    maddog beat you to it, clinky.

    neener!

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  18. Roger the Shrubber12:18 AM EDT

    Donde esta el Draco?

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  19. Tex11:17 AM EDT

    Cognac? whuts thaht? sumwon sahy TeKillya?? :)

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  20. Clinky11:45 AM EDT

    No breakfast in heaven after eleven...

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