Sunday, July 22, 2007

Hit me with an anvil and call me Gramps.

I'm officially old.

An old man trapped in a young mans body.

This morning I drove at least ten miles on the Mass Turnpike with my left directional on.

I hope I die on the way home and spare everyone me soiling my jeans.

Unless I soil them with McDonalds apple pie....in that case I hope I live.

Cuz I want pie.
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4 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:39 PM EDT

    I want pi.

    3.14159...

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  2. Unknown10:24 AM EDT

    Heard someone talking to a parent about the kid's teeth. Kid is just losing her teeth, and she is taking a long time of it. The guy says "Oh, she's just dentally retarded."

    I was the only one that laughed, but at least he nodded to let me know it was intentional!

    Oh, and Pi rules. Excellent movie.

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  3. Anonymous1:14 PM EDT

    I'm so much better than cake.

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  4. Cake2:44 PM EDT

    HEY! I'm sittin' right here!

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