Thursday, July 19, 2007

It's make up a new catchphrase day today!

Not really.

But were gonna anyhow.

1. "It's like doin' the dishes!"

2. "I'll pops ya one!"

3. "The Alamo....that's all I'm sayin'"

4. "Ta-ta, Black Sheep."

5. "Coney Island Maniac!"

6. "Pig in a Blanket"

7. "He went all Captain Kirk"

8." Verizon be lie-zin !"

(That's all I've got)
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22 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:00 AM EDT

    1. "Whaddaya mean, MY elephant?"

    2. "I wouldn't, even with a shoehorn!"

    3. "Bend forward, bend back -- does it really make a difference?"

    4. "Some books peak at the byline."

    5. "Sudoku? My auntie's anagram!"

    6. "That is SO Moody Street!"

    -- Lamont "No Clever Nickname Today" Cranston

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  2. Cake11:02 AM EDT

    I looked at this and thought, "This game's as easy as kickin' chickens!"

    And then I went dry.

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  3. Lois Lane11:06 AM EDT

    (from Jak-El:)

    "Chicken nuggets!"

    "Don't forget the paperclips!"

    "HOT dog! Hot DOG! HOT DOG!"

    "Ben smells stinky."

    "He wants to break his teeth, doesn't he?"

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  4. I Ain't No Oprah11:11 AM EDT

    Cake's is the best so far...

    "And then I went dry."

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  5. bacon ace11:24 AM EDT

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  6. bacon ace11:25 AM EDT

    "6. "That is SO Moody Street!"

    OMG I've said that!

    Ok how about:

    1. Chin up Puddin'

    2. Look officer, it's gravy

    3. Retards is happy

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  7. Anonymous11:41 AM EDT

    "He went all Maxwell Silver Hammer on me"

    "She rocked my raccoon"

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  8. Anonymous11:51 AM EDT

    Birds gotta fly, fish gotta ride bicycles.

    That's sticker than Grandma's gill salve, that is.

    Oh, go glug yourself.

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  9. bacon ace11:52 AM EDT

    That's why hipness is the best superpower.

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  10. bostongraf11:57 AM EDT

    "Can't find THAT in a dog's ear!"

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  11. Anonymous1:55 PM EDT

    Can't live with em', can't fit their lifeless body in the trash compactor.

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  12. Anonymous2:41 PM EDT

    Well, if that don't blow the feathers off a goose!

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  13. I Ain't No Oprah3:08 PM EDT

    "Jam a ballpeen hammer in my eye and call me Shorty"

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  14. Anonymous3:58 PM EDT

    Yabba-dabba-do!

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  15. Anonymous3:59 PM EDT

    Hit me with a stick and call me sticky!

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  16. Anonymous4:16 PM EDT

    ::roaaarrrrr!::

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  17. Anonymous9:47 AM EDT

    "Go ask Cantinflas." *shrug*

    Moina Loy

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  18. Anonymous10:11 AM EDT

    1. Only in Candyland!
    2. Now, that's a Post-It Note!
    3. Well, saddle up the cat, grandma!
    4. Don't forget the exclamation point!

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  19. Anonymous10:13 AM EDT

    "Huh? When did this start?"

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  20. Anonymous10:32 AM EDT

    The winnah by a whiskah: "Well, saddle up the cat, grandma!"

    Moina

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  21. Anonymous10:47 AM EDT

    Dear "Wish I Were Lamont Cranston"

    I know how you feel. There are nights I wake from disturbing dreams and wish I could call my friend Lamont Cranston.

    Then I wake up a little more, and I realize that I am Lamont Cranston, and a deep feeling of existential despair washes over me. It’s like being a Russian novelist with only one sheet of typing paper.

    Usually a goblet of Bailey's Irish Cream and a stack of banana-and-chocolate-chip pancakes put things right. But not always, and those are the times that try a man's soul.

    Oh, well, Saddle up the cat, grandma!

    -- Lamont "When You Wish Upon A Tsar" Cranstonovich

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