Monday, July 02, 2007

Live Free or Die Hard

I saw that movie over the weekend and wondered what future sequels might be called.

1. Die Die Die, Hard Hard Hard

2. Die? Hardly.

3. The Die is Cast My Hard Friend.

4. Hard to Die.

5. Dying to be Hard

6. Hardly Dying

7. Di? She died hard.

8. Die, Laurel and Hardy

9. Hard and Dead

10. Live and Let Die Hard

11. Live Dead or Die Free

12. To Live and Die Hard in L.A.

13. Goobers

36 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:00 AM EDT

    Hardy-Har-Har Die Hard?

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  2. Herbie the Dyin' Hard Love Bug

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  3. Anonymous10:03 AM EDT

    The Hardfather

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  4. Anonymous10:05 AM EDT

    Return of the Hard Jedi

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  5. Anonymous10:21 AM EDT

    Hardy Potter and the Goblin of Death

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  6. Anonymous10:45 AM EDT

    The Wiz-Hard of Oz

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  7. Anonymous11:24 AM EDT

    HardFinger

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  8. Anonymous11:30 AM EDT

    Good Hard Fellas

    The Dieharded

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  9. Anonymous11:31 AM EDT

    Harderballs

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  10. Anonymous11:39 AM EDT

    Diemonds are Hard

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  11. Anonymous12:03 PM EDT

    Stroker Ace

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  12. Diehardship of the ring

    Hard max beyond diedome

    DH-V

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  13. Anonymous12:18 PM EDT

    Terminator: The Rise Of My Hard Machine

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  14. Anonymous12:26 PM EDT

    Die Hard Day's Night

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  15. Anonymous12:40 PM EDT

    Kill Willis Hard

    Kill Willis Harder

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  16. Anonymous12:46 PM EDT

    The Good the Dead and the Hard.

    Dierty Hardy

    Hang 'em Hard

    Every Which Way But Hard

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  17. P.Swayze says:

    Dirty Dying

    Die Hardhouse

    The Dieharders

    Point Hard

    Red Die

    Younghard

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  18. Anonymous1:40 PM EDT

    Casa Hardblanca?
    Hardback Mountain?
    Some Like it Hard?

    Okay, ouch...sorry about those.

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  19. The Neverending Hardy

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  20. Kiss Kiss Hard Harder

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  21. Anonymous2:12 PM EDT

    The Dievel Wears Harder

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  22. Anonymous2:14 PM EDT

    The Hardsucker Proxy

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  23. Anonymous2:29 PM EDT

    Cool Hard Luke

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  24. Anonymous3:07 PM EDT

    Hardgarry Hard Ross

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  25. Die Casablanc-hard

    Willy Wonka and the Die Hard Factory

    I Spit on Your Die Hard

    Die Hard Does Dallas

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  26. Anonymous3:16 PM EDT

    Transformers: Robots in Die Hard

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  27. It's a Hard, Hard, Hard, Hard, World.

    Die Hard at Tiffany's

    Dr. Hardlove or How I Learned to Stop Dying and Love the Bomb

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  28. Blazing hard

    Spacehard

    Diestory of the hard

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  29. Anonymous4:01 PM EDT

    They call me MISTER Hard

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  30. Anonymous4:08 PM EDT

    Guess Who is Dying Hard at Dinner?

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  31. Anonymous4:54 PM EDT

    All the President's Hard Men

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  32. Anonymous4:59 PM EDT

    Hardley Dievison and the Marlboro Man.

    The Hardman Always Dies Twice.

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