Monday, July 30, 2007

The madness HAS to stop.

It's amazing this has gone on for as long as it has. It's disgusting !

We should be up in arms protesting!

There should be billboards and commercials demanding it's end !

Are we savages? Are we blind to the horror? Can we just continue to turn away?

Michael Moore should be making staged documentaries about it !

Reverand Al should be bringing up the inherent racism behind it all !

Anderson Cooper should be putting a gay slant on it !

It's only a matter of time before my darling wife sides with the enemy and conforms to their evil ways !

It's time to ban those crappy Croc shoes now! They're ugly! They're stupid! They make you look fat! They're plastic!

And don't get me going on the broads that wear them with capri pants. I might explode.

Or something.

28 comments:

  1. Oh, couldn't agree more. Crocs make me wish I was blind!

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  2. Anonymous11:52 AM EDT

    I like crocs...they make my ankles look slim.

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  3. ::runs out to buy Crocs in 17 colors to match every pair of Capri pants she owns::

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  4. Anonymous12:25 PM EDT

    Do they even MAKE crocs in camouflage!?

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  5. No. I agree, they're really, really ugly. I've been told, though, that they are extremely comfortable.

    And don't think this fad is confined to North America--even my cousins from Scotland were all wearing them, even the men.

    Maybe they look good with kilts?

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  6. "I've been told, though, that they are extremely comfortable."

    That's strangely defensive. You own a pair, already, don't ya. You can admit it, we're all friends here.

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  7. Anonymous12:37 PM EDT

    Gee, doesn't Verizon make Crocs?
    ducks to avoid ricocheting chunks of no oprah

    Myrna "..." Loy

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  8. No, honestly. I don't. I'm waiting for the special editon camoflage/Verizon/Curb Your Enthusiam-ringtone-built-in pair to be released.

    *Then* I'll be wearin' me some stylin' Crocs.

    D'oh!

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  9. Anonymous1:00 PM EDT

    Ringtones? Built into Crocs?

    Don Adams would NEVER have worn a pair of Crocs. Even with the telephone built into 'em.

    -- Lamont "Would you believe... a pair of Michael Vick Nikes?" Cranston

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  10. Crocs are awful awful awful.

    Worse than those plastic rubbery shoe things from the 80's.

    Can't we get an online petition or something?

    If you want comfortable shoes combined with bad fashion, get a pair of Birk's or Teva's.

    (yes, I have both...)

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  11. Oh gawd, I wore my Birk's for about two years straight...had to give em up when I started having ankle problems.

    And yes, I have a pair of Tevas now.

    Clark's are good too for clunky summer shoe fashion, or lack thereof.

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  12. Anonymous1:20 PM EDT

    I've got the theme from Get Smart stuck in my head now. D'oh! (Bah! Gah!)

    Myrna "Sorry about that, Chief!" Loy

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  13. Anonymous1:32 PM EDT

    The only Croc's I've ever seen were Hoag's.

    I think they bite.

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  14. Hoag has faux alligator skin Crocs.

    Pink ones.

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  15. Anonymous1:42 PM EDT

    Look green to me.

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  16. If crocs were made out of aligator skin, I would wear them everyday.

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  17. But would they go with your collection of capri pants, BostonGraf?

    If not, Lois seems to be heading out shopping, if you wanna tag along with her.

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  18. I'd go with Lois but she's probably wearing Capris and I Aint No Oprah don't go with no broad wearing the Capris.

    Capris?

    I mean, capice?

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  19. I dunno....are these capris or crop pants? Who can tell?

    Everyone who's coming shopping get in the car--I've got plenty of Buzz Cola for the drive. Wheee!

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  20. SHOTGUN!

    ::jumps in the passenger seat::

    Can we get ice cream afterwards?

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  21. Anonymous3:17 PM EDT

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    -- Lamont "Are we there yet?" Cranston

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  22. Anonymous3:38 PM EDT

    Whoa. I think Lamont neglected to visit the Lil' Pointers room before y'all left Lois's house. Either that, or that was a backseat fruit roll OD. I've seen too many happen.

    Myrna "Oh, the humanity" Loy

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  23. Lamont won't stop kicking the back of my seat...and he's got crocs on, so it really hurts!

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  24. Anonymous3:47 PM EDT

    Whoa...that's a major slappy fight that just broke out in the backseat. And, who spilled the gummy bears? Man, somebody's gonna ge-et it...

    Myrna "..." Loy

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  25. I'll stop this car right now. I mean it....

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  26. I'm in the passenger seat, I didn't do anything, I was a good girl. Lois, can I have ice cream?

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  27. Anonymous6:26 PM EDT

    I'm in the passenger seat, I didn't do anything"

    Holllld on a sec. That wasn't a headlock you had on Lamont, as you lunged into the back seat melee? Huh? You were "Straightening Lamont's baseball cap for him?" My bad. Wait. What's that? It was your evil twin, Devil's Food?

    Myrna "..." Loy

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  28. http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/news/cityregion/s_519819.html

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