Monday, August 27, 2007

Because you demanded it!

The Beatles Game now has it's own blog....it's over there on the right. Click the link.

And now back to IANO:

I'm having a nice grilled Rib-Eye Steak on Saturday and I notice on a bottle of A-1 Sauce that it proclaims 'used in 9 out of 10 steakhouses'

Sounds reasonable.

But then I think about it. And then I do the math.

So they basically are saying that 900 out of 1000 steakhouses use A-1 Sauce.

Which then means that 100 out of 1000 steakhouses DON'T use A-1 sauce???!!! That's just crazy. What kinda retard steakhouse wouldn't have A-1 Sauce??

Are their steaks just so good that NOBODY ever asks for A-1??

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Dear Retard SteakHouses,

Get some A-1.

Love,
Everybody on Planet Earth

8 comments:

  1. The remaining 100 are in the northern tundra. They tried to import A-1 but it just kept freezing.

    Or something.

    A whole blog for the Beatles game? Get outta here! ::runs over to look::

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  2. Maybe they use B-1, or even A-2.

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  3. Anonymous1:53 PM EDT

    Or they make and bottle their own?

    High-end steakhouses, as well as those that want to do a little direct mail marketing on the side, often do.

    Not sure if Peter Lugar's steakhouse offers A-1 or not, but if I could find a vat large enough, I'd marinate myself in their house blend.

    -- Lamont "Medium Rare" Cranston

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  4. Anonymous1:54 PM EDT

    100 out of 1000 steaks are allergic to A-1 sauce, you insensitive bastahd.

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  5. Anonymous2:17 PM EDT

    Maybe the other 100 are run by crazy vegetarians who only serve fake steak and fake A-1 steak sauce?

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  6. "....as well as those that want to do a little direct mail marketing..."

    You don't own a television, a cell phone or a car, and apparently, you don't go to the supermarket like a good American either, do you?

    Mail order shopping. Loser.

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  7. Anonymous3:21 PM EDT

    Please stay out of our steak sauce.

    Thank you.

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  8. Yaaay! breaks bottle of champagne over the hull of the Beatles Game Blog

    I'd worry about the 9 out of 10 bottles of A-1 Sauce that contain insects and rat parts.

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