So a friend of mine calls me the other day and tells me he has good news and bad news. He asks me what I'd like to hear first.
I think about it for maybe a second and say "The bad news."
So he tells me about a family member that is sick and in the hospital. We discuss recovery, treatment, long term outlook, etc etc.....we talk about it for about ten minutes.
I then say: "So what's the good news?"
He says: "Playboy is starting to show a lot more cooch."
Point of the story?
Cooch is a pretty darn good word. Not vulgar. Kinda friendly. Women like it. It's fun to say. It's scientific. Ryhmes with pooch, hooch, smooch.
I remember that show! Craig T. Nelson was great on "Cooch."
ReplyDeleteHuh? It's what?????
Oh. Never mind...
'Craig T. Nelson was great on cooch'
ReplyDeleteNicely played, Lois.
Playboy has pictures of cooch?? I never noticed...I only read it for the articles.
ReplyDeleteDid you read that article they had on cooch?
ReplyDeleteI know all there is to know about cooch...so I only skimmed it.
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad the Beatles game has its own blog now...otherwise, I think this might degrade into "What if the Beatles wrote about cooch?"
ReplyDeleteIs that what Charo was talking about?! I had no idea.
ReplyDeletePass the hooch!
ReplyDelete"Is that what Charo was talking about?! I had no idea."
ReplyDeleteHA!
So Charo was talking about Craig T. Nelson?
ReplyDeleteAs in "Coachy-coachy"?
I thought a cooch was a big shell that you find in the ocean. You can blow into and make music and stuff.
Wrong again NoOprah.
ReplyDeleteWe don't like the word.
PS
Who buys Playboy anymore (that's so last millenium), when all you need are the Paparazzi photos of current starlets getting into their vehicles?
We love it!
ReplyDeleteThere are worse words.
ReplyDeleteSuch as?
ReplyDeleteI have one!
ReplyDeleteNo, wait, we buried it...
This Blog Sucks.
ReplyDeleteIt does NOT. Try again.
ReplyDeleteWhat s/he said!
ReplyDeleteYou dare to insult IANO??
ReplyDeleteI challenge you to a duel! *throws glove down*