Monday, September 17, 2007

Good News Bad News

So a friend of mine calls me the other day and tells me he has good news and bad news. He asks me what I'd like to hear first.

I think about it for maybe a second and say "The bad news."

So he tells me about a family member that is sick and in the hospital. We discuss recovery, treatment, long term outlook, etc etc.....we talk about it for about ten minutes.

I then say: "So what's the good news?"

He says: "Playboy is starting to show a lot more cooch."

Point of the story?

Cooch is a pretty darn good word. Not vulgar. Kinda friendly. Women like it. It's fun to say. It's scientific. Ryhmes with pooch, hooch, smooch.

19 comments:

  1. I remember that show! Craig T. Nelson was great on "Cooch."

    Huh? It's what?????

    Oh. Never mind...

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  2. 'Craig T. Nelson was great on cooch'

    Nicely played, Lois.

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  3. Playboy has pictures of cooch?? I never noticed...I only read it for the articles.

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  4. Did you read that article they had on cooch?

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  5. I know all there is to know about cooch...so I only skimmed it.

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  6. Anonymous1:19 PM EDT

    I'm so glad the Beatles game has its own blog now...otherwise, I think this might degrade into "What if the Beatles wrote about cooch?"

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  7. Is that what Charo was talking about?! I had no idea.

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  8. Anonymous1:57 PM EDT

    Pass the hooch!

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  9. "Is that what Charo was talking about?! I had no idea."

    HA!

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  10. Anonymous2:55 PM EDT

    So Charo was talking about Craig T. Nelson?

    As in "Coachy-coachy"?

    I thought a cooch was a big shell that you find in the ocean. You can blow into and make music and stuff.

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  11. Anonymous3:10 PM EDT

    Wrong again NoOprah.
    We don't like the word.

    PS
    Who buys Playboy anymore (that's so last millenium), when all you need are the Paparazzi photos of current starlets getting into their vehicles?

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  12. Anonymous3:24 PM EDT

    We love it!

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  13. Anonymous3:35 PM EDT

    There are worse words.

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  14. Anonymous3:55 PM EDT

    Such as?

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  15. Anonymous4:16 PM EDT

    I have one!

    No, wait, we buried it...

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  16. Anonymous5:15 PM EDT

    This Blog Sucks.

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  17. Anonymous8:00 PM EDT

    It does NOT. Try again.

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  18. Anonymous8:01 PM EDT

    What s/he said!

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  19. Anonymous8:03 PM EDT

    You dare to insult IANO??

    I challenge you to a duel! *throws glove down*

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