Friday, November 30, 2007

Put a sock in it, Wayne Newton.

What a total douche. Bad-mouthing Johnny Carson.

I hope you die, Wayne Newton, you big fat washed up tub of goo.

You couldn't hold Johnny Carson's socks.

::socks Wayne Newton in the mouth::
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14 comments:

  1. Cake2:48 PM EST

    Sock it to him, NoOprah!

    ::squeezes Wayne Newton until goo oozes out::

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  2. Anonymous2:51 PM EST

    :socks him right in the kisser::

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  3. Anonymous2:54 PM EST

    "You couldn't carry my socks either.....but we both know where I keep 'em."

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  4. Anonymous2:55 PM EST

    Screw you, Wayne...and Hillary, too!

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  5. Anonymous2:57 PM EST

    Scandalous!

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  6. Anonymous3:01 PM EST

    White socks rule!

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  7. Anonymous3:02 PM EST

    Did someone call me?

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  8. Anonymous3:03 PM EST

    I eat socks for breakfast, mmmm...

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  9. Anonymous3:08 PM EST

    We booted him off my show...Socks in the City.

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  10. Anonymous3:11 PM EST

    I'm going to have socks with that fence.

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  11. Anonymous3:32 PM EST

    I wanna have socks with Wayne Newton

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  12. Anonymous3:45 PM EST

    I did not have socks with that woman!

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  13. Anonymous4:03 PM EST

    I want your socks.

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  14. Anonymous4:07 PM EST

    Someday, I want to have socks.

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